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The Jaltemba Express

                 Almost Daily News for the Residents of Jaltemba Bay

Good Morning & Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
5 DAY FORECAST
Wednesday
84°F (29°C) | 65°F (18°C)
Thursday
86°F (30°C) | 68°F (20°C)
Friday
86°F (30°C) | 68°F (20°C)
Saturday
89°F (32°C) | 72°F (22°C)
Sunday
89°F (32°C) | 69°F (21°C)

Headlines

Mexico to Inaugurate New President December 1 Click here
 
Oaxaca University Opens for Instruction Click here
 
Tropical Storm Sergio Forms 400 Miles Offshore of Manzanillo Heading North West Click here
 
Vatican Official says Border Fence is Inhumane Click here
 

Jaltemba News & Notes

 
Spay and Neuter Clinic Click 
The Spay and Neuter Clinic requires some volunteers, donations of articles, loans etc for clinics in the area. Click here to view opportunities to serve the community.Click here to see if you can help with time, articles or money.
 

Letters to the Editor

Editor, Re: Review of La Penita Poolside Restaurant
A GENUINE Johnsonville brat???  Wow, I can’t wait to again get to La Peñita Dec 12th … here in remote Alaska walrus tusks are as close as we can come … count on our support and Laurel will gladly help on the surly part! May we please be added to your email list. Even the email from La Peñita helps the -15 degree temperatures warm slightly!  Thank you.
Dave & Laurel Kodiak, AK
 
Dear Editor,
Thanks so much for adding me to your mailing list. I am looking forward to meeting you in person in December. Your pictures are great!
Debi Thompson
 
Editor,
Thought this was important information that you might want to share with readers of the Jaltemba Express regarding aspartame and the toxicity of NutraSweet, Equal, diet coke, diet Pepsi, and other aspartame containing items. Click here
Bob "Jos" Joslin
 

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Melaque

Melaque (pronounced May-la-kay)

Elevation – Sea Level

Climate – Tropical similar to Hawaii (same latitude)

Monthly variation: Hot and humid in the summer, cooler and dryer in the Winter

Rainy season: June to November

High Tourist Season – Mid December to Mid March

Population – 12,000 year round residents

Industry – Tourism and agriculture

 

     Month     

 High Temp 

 Low Temp 

January

72°F  22°C

54°F  12°C

February

75°F  24°C 

54°F  12°C

March

77°F  25°C

55°F  13°C

April

84°F  29°C

58°F  14°C

May

87°F  31°C

64°F  18°F

June

92°F  33°C

65°F  18°C

July

95°F  35°C

73°F  23°C

August

95°F  35°C

74°F  23°C

September

93°F   34°C

73°F  23°C

October

89°F  32°C

68°F  19°C

November

80°F  27°C

61°F  16°C

December

75°F  24°C 

56°F  13°C

 

 

 

Melaque faces south on Bahía de Navidad on the Jalisco coastline; a 4 hour drive south from Puerto Vallarta down Highway 200 and where it meets the crossroads of Highway 80.

 

The community of 12,000 year-round inhabitants is actually 3 small communities that have melted into one; San Patricio/Melaque/Villa Obregon. This is an inviting area with loads of budget and moderate accommodation that seems to attract a goodly number of tourists that don't want the glitz of a Cancun or Cabo, but rather want the sleepy street life and small town ambence. Only two miles Northwest of the more upscale Barra de Navidad, Melaque is popular with long term travelers that want beach and piece of authentic Mexican town life.

 

 

The area was first founded by the Spanish on Christmas Day in 1540, hence the name "Barra de Navidad." Viceroy Antonio de Mendoza built ships here for an expedition to the Philippines. The area has always been lush with tropical plantations of coconuts, papayas and bananas. The town has now grown but has maintained a small community atmosphere.

 

The town is slow and the shops are too. There are no big Gigantes, Lays or Sorriana's. The shops appear family-run and operated with no big chain influence. There is a weekly market that appears - selling trinkets, clothes, and fruits and veggies, which seems to suffice the population's buying needs. Services too are small scale but adequate to meet community needs; an ATM, a few Laundromats, hardware stores, internet cafes; enough places to get you by.

 

The town square sits some three blocks from the beach. A church occupies one side of the square and municipal building another- traditional Mexican style - and on the other two sides are stores and small restaurants which continue and expand into a hub of stalls and stand-up eateries down a few blocks to the beach. There are a number of places to eat, hang out and generally pass the warm sunny days.

 

The beach is glorious; pelicans, fishermen, palapa restaurants and ocean side views - the occasional whale if you watch very closely. The golden sandy beach stretches for miles along the bay, but a steep drop to the water makes walking at the waters-edge impossible. And watch out for those waves. Crashing hard against the sandbanks, they can be dangerous for swimmers.

 

(We had to rescue a Canadian who went out for a dip but was plummeted by a big wave that knocked the senses out of him. He was only 5 feet from shore.)

 

Facing south, you can sip your coffee in the morning to an awe-inspiring sunrise and that same day sip your margarita while watching the daylight slip away in the sunset. Enjoy.

 

 

Hotels

Tom Zap has a good albeit outdated website listing accommodation Click here

 

Camping

There is one good RV Park in Melaque - La Playa RV Park. It has a great location, right on the beach and near the town centre. However it is small and reservations are a must during the snowbird season. The other camping area is on Ejido land and garbage pick-up is provided for a nominal fee. It is not the most sanitary. The other camping location, Laguna Del Tule RV Park, that recently opened has been now closed. We have heard it may open again in January after the elections. Go Figure.

 


MS Maneras

Ms Maneras is a regular columnist and will appear in the Jaltemba Express Monday, Wednesday & Fridays.
 
Dear Ms Maneras,
I love the place but hate the vendors. Every time I lie down on the beach I get a salesman coming by trying to sell me something. I just want to tan in peace. HELP.
Beige & Bothered
 
Dear Beige and Bothered,
Ms Maneras loves this area too and the more she gets to know the people and customs the more she loves it. Mexico has vendors everywhere and it is by and large an acceptable part of their culture. While it wouldn't be your beach experience at home to expect to buy rosaries, tablecloths, T-shirts and the like, it is very normal in Mexico. When in Rincon do as the Rinconians do......Watch what the locals do with salespersons on the beach. They are generally not rude or bothered by the experience.
You are a guest in this country. Be a polite and pleasant guest. Don't expect a country and culture to change for you.
If you don't like vendors Ms Maneras kindly suggests that you inquire where there is a remote beach where you can tan alone. There are many locally.
Ms Maneras
MsM
Dear Ms Maneras,
I am soo glad to have you back. I need your advice. Sunday at the Burger Night in La Penita they played a commercial about tequila. I think they were talking about me and making fun of me. Can I help it if Tequila takes away my shyness and inhibitions? There is always someone willing to play naked twister. What is the big deal. I think the people who wrote this commercial should chill out, drink tequila and join in the fun. Us tequila drinkers might be laughing at them!
Tequila Woman
You can buy good tequila from a local source for a very reasonable price.
 
MsM
Dear Tequila Woman,
Ms Maneras would like to thank you for your kind words. (If her readers dare she has included this audio link to hear the commercial in it's entirety Tequila Commercial) 
Regarding Tequila and naked twister, please ensure you do not leave your sensibilities at home when you vacation in Paradise. Remember the golden rule your mother taught you. Ensure you always cross your legs when you sit. This rule applies to naked twister although standing or crouching need not apply. The other golden rule taught by mother's everywhere, regarding clean underwear and getting hit by a bus does not seem to apply here either, so forget it. Have fun dear.
Can you please pass on the name of your local supplier?
Ms Maneras
MsM
Dear Ms Maneras,
I am getting rather ticked off by my neighbor. He plays his music very LOUD and parties into the morning. He does not seem to understand that maybe his neighbors might want to sleep! Other Mexicans around here don't seem to mind the noise How do I tell him politely to turn the ghetto blaster down.
Tex
 
Dear Tex,
Ms Maneras sympathizes with you but also understands that what might be LOUD to your Norte Americanos ears is not necessarily loud to others. She, however kindly suggests you GET a GRIP. In Mexico she has found a good pair of earplugs is essential in some places in order to get a good night sleep. At other times she takes a clue from Tequila Woman and parties on.
Ms Maneras 

Community Calendar

 

ONGOING

AA Meeting

English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.
 
Market Day
La Peñita  - Every Thursday approximately 8-2

 

Golf
Men's Day Every Thursday
 
Erik Nice performs at Mateja's Every Wednesday for Happy Hour.
 
Redneck Mothers perform every Friday Night at the Bavarian Gardens
 
NOVEMBER
Nov 16-20        International Sailfish Tournament
Nov 21-24        Spay & Neuter Clinic Volunteers Needed email  linchimes@hotmail.com
Nov 20             Revolution Day (History) http://www.mexonline.com/revolution.htm
Nov 23             American Thanksgiving
 
DECEMBER
Dec 12:           Dia de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe or Dia de la Virgen de Guadalupe http://www.mexonline.com/virginofguadalupe.htm
Dec 15:           Nayarit Fundraiser. 6 pm at Hotel California in La Peñita. Silent Auction, Donate something for the Needy folks of Nayarit. For volunteer, donations or tickets contact: adelante@telus.net
Dec 16-24:       Posadas Navideñas
Dec 24:           Christmas Eve Noche Buena
Dec 25:           Christmas Day or Navidad
Dec 28:           Día de los Santos Inocentes
Dec 31:           New Year's Eve or Festejos de fin de Año
 

Quotes for the Day

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or to be the mirror that reflects it."
~Edith Wharton~

 

"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
~Cutshall~
 


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Mateja's Bar & Grill
Casual Dining Right on the Beach in Rincon de Guayabitos 
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Home Cooked German Food and Great Hearty Fare
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