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The Jaltemba Express
Almost Daily News for the Residents of Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas Circulation 1001
To subscribe or unsubscribe contact editor@ontheroadin.com
Good Morning & Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise Wednesday December 13 2006 Live from PV 
Hi, Just thought you might like a photo of the La Penita Fishing Village that
I took today as I haven't seen any of it in your collection. We are staying at
Casa Castillo and this was taken from right at the top.
Bernadette Barnes
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Jaltemba News & Notes
Hinde & Jaime's New Years Extravaganza- Hinde is preparing for New Years and selling tickets to an all-inclusive evening of fun.
Grand Celebration of Año Nuevo
Buffet - Barra Libre
Pavo, pollo, lomo, camarones y flan
The buffet promises to be outstanding offering turkey, chicken, roast pork loin, shrimp, salads & more. Concha's outstanding flan will be served for desert.
There will be national drinks and beer served all evening from 9 pm- 1am....A New Year's Event to remember.
Tickets are available at the restaurant. Only 300 pesos.
Fundraiser Event Preparations - These are a few of the generous donations from the community. By all means this is not even close to the number of items that have been collected for the Silent Auction and Door Prizes. There are wonderful holiday baskets (Crown Royal anyone), handcrafted items, and gift items.
If you have a special gift to give or something that would work for the fundraiser, please contact George at the Hotel California and arrange when you can deliver.
  
Click here to see many more of the fine donations
Note: There are no tickets or admission charges. You should bring an ample appetizer (more is better than less), and your heart. This is a wonderful opportunity to meet locals and like-minded folks that contribute to this community. It is a must for residents and vacationers alike .latinogeorge@hotmail.com
Phone: (011-52) (327) 274 1590 Hotel (011-52) 322 100 4909 Cell
Call for Fishers! "What's Your Handle" Fishermen & Friends Get Acquainted Party today Wednesday December 13, 4 -6 pm. Bring Heavy Hors-d'oeuves. Margaritas and good company provided. Sponsored by the Trailer Park Residents of the Oasis in Rincon de Guayabitos.

Poncee Offers a Great Fishing Deal - Captain Poncerelli from Chacala is offering a great deal on fishing tours. The boat takes six fishers and is fully deep sea equipped for fishing. The cost is $45 per hour .....not much more than gas. Get your group together and give him a shout. Then all you need to do is pack your lunch!
Jeeze I can almost taste those Dorado. email: sescobido@aol.com or call him at 01-327-219-4067
The Bridge of Life…Needs Your Help
One of the gringo community’s greatest gifts to this piece of paradise, the bridge of life between Guayabitos and La Peñita, is in dire need of assistance according to long time resident Rocky Garcia. Built three years ago to assist the local population to travel safely between the two communities (estimates range of on past pedestrian deaths vary on the highway but there were many), the bridge is now attracting the use of motorcycles and horses, much to the detriment of those same pedestrians says Garcia.
¨¨There are people who have no respect for what that bridge is there for…They ride their motorcycles and horses over it scaring mothers with little children,¨ Garcia said.
Rocky thinks he has some answers but has called a meeting for everyone concerned to discuss what needs to be done to keep the bridge safe for pedestrians. "One thing we can do is put up proper barriers, but the community should be involved first,¨ Garcia said.
The meeting will be held this Wednesday December 13th at the Tucan Restaurant starting at 6 p.m., If you can not make it call Rocky at 045 322’-278-8163
Jaltemba Express Exceeds 1000 Subscribers
Jaltemba Express Publisher Bill Bell was pleased to announce today in Puerto Vallarta that the circulation of the daily newspaper has exceeded the 1000 mark. "We are ecstatic," said Bell. "We started this newspaper to help friends and soon-to-be-discovered friends with their restaurants and events. It has been a wonderful opportunity to become involved in the community."
The Jaltemba Express, affectionately known as the Express began 2 years ago as a newsletter for the La Peñita Resort and Spa to keep up with the park's unbelievably active schedule. The Bells have since expanded their coverage to communities North of Puerto Vallarta on the Nayarit Coast.
The paper is distributed daily over the internet. All ads are free.
Ms Maneras, union representative for the workers, grumbled that while she was "glad that the readership had skyrocketed, again the management have forgotten the workers. Where's the party?"
Letters to the Editor
New Subscriptions & Renewals
Editor
This is great, put me on the newsletter.
Thanks Bill
Hi Guys,
I have been reading through a few past issues of the Express and see that you have made many great improvements even since Nov. Do you have a mail list and send out the daily update’s, if so can you please add me.
Doug
Editor:
Please return us to the Jaltemba news letters.....Thanx
Jack & Karel
Accomodation Listings
Editor,
Hello my name is Allan Da Costa and I have interest to register in yours website, I have a few bungalows in the playa los Ayala and I would like to see the necessary thing to register with you, I would like to see the cost, or the way of communicating directly with you my E-Mail is alexa@guayabitos.com.mx my wed site is www.bungalowsalexa.com
Atte: Allan Da Costa.
(Editor's Note: The cost is free. Please create an ad similar to the ones already in the newspaper and send along with a picture. If you would like to meet us you can write & we will gladly meet)
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Ms Maneras
Advice for Proper Living in Paradise
Dear Ms Maneras,
My neighborhood is overrun with dogs that leave little presents throughout the neighborhood. They are all dog lovers and very nice folks so I don’t want to offend them by mentioning the problem but it is a problem. They go to work all day and leave their babies off the leash so that they know that someone, read me, has to clean it up.
Kids play in the street, often without shoes. What can I do?
Carl
Dear Carl,
Ms Maneras thinks you have a few options.
- You can live with it and continue to pick up the mess.
- You can mention in passing that they leash their babies
- You can pick up the gifts and place them at the owner’s doorstep with a bow.
In any case you are sure NOT to win. Owners know that it is their responsibility to clean up after their pets and unleashed pets are sure to make a mess. They often get offended when you mention it to them. This is neither a satisfactory answer to an ongoing problem but Ms Maneras believes you should go with option 3 when no one is looking…
Ms M
Dear Ms Maneras
I have a Mexican Novio that I adore. The problem is that he snores like a banshee. What can I do?
Terry
Dear Terry,
Ms Maneras thinks you should purchase some earplugs take a stiff shot of tequila for yourself and rest. Repeat every 2 hours or as necessary...
Ms M
Dear Ms Maneras,
I am so embarrassed and angry. I went to a restaurant the other day and went to the ladies room. Yes I know I was supposed to place the paper in the bin but I didn’t. It just doesn’t seem sanitary.
Well to make a long story short, when I flushed the water started overflowing. I tied to get out of the stall but it had locked. The water continued to overflow and soon my sandals and my purse that was lying on the ground got wet and dirty.
I pushed and pushed the door and it finally gave way and I bashed straight into a Mexican woman that was cleaning the washroom.
I was furious and almost crying. The cleaner asked me to remove my sandals outside the washroom and she cleaned them. She took a cloth and washed down my bag.
After I was cleaned and contained myself I returned to my table to finish my dinner.
The food was good – not great – and we left a small tip even though the experience left me angry, dirty and feeling abused.
Should I go see the management and ask for my money back for my dinner?
Shirley from Canada
Dear Shirley from Canada,
Ms Maneras has just finished pouring a loaded coffee and laughing her guts out. When the signs say place the paper in the bins, it means place the paper in the bins. Ask for your money back! GET A GRIP. Small tip? PLEEEEEZ!
Get a reality check. You should have given a very large tip to the cleaner and then another to the management for messing with their plumbing.
I can tell that you aren’t from Hope BC Canada because Shirley, you are far beyond it.
PLACE THE PAPER IN THE BASKET.
Ms M

Relationship Wanted
Single Black Female seeks long term relationship, loves walks on the beach, long siestas, conversations and companionship, silence is fine. Likes adventure and will go anywhere, looking forward to the Gringo lifestyle. Approx 4 years old, few litters, spayed, rehabilitated to home lifestyle. Interested? contact: tylerhenshaw@hotmail.com
"Try me . . . You'll like me!!"
My name is Marley and I'm seeking a long-term relationship with a loveable 
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Contact me at: valleydog@msn.com and my secretary will make arrangements for
me to come visit you for a day . . . and hopefully for a lifetime!!
Dec 11 -17 Raw Food and Juice Fasting Detox Retreat
Dec 13 Today ! What's You Handle" Fishermen & Friends Get Acquainted Party
Dec 15: Nayarit Fundraiser. 6 pm at Hotel California in La Peñita. Silent Auction, Donate something for the Needy folks of Nayarit. For volunteer, donations or information contact: adelante@telus.net
Dec 16-24: Posadas Navideñas
Dec 24: Christmas Eve Noche Buena
Dec 25: Christmas Day or Navidad
Dec 28: Día de los Santos Inocentes
Dec 31: New Year's Eve or Festejos de fin de Año
New Years Eve at the Bavarian Gardens, Redneck Mothers, Prime Rib Dinner, 200 pesos (Tickets sold in advance)
ONGOING
AA Meeting
English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.
Market Day
La Peñita - Every Thursday approximately 8-2

Men's Day Every Thursday
Women's Day Every Wednesday
Erik Nice performs at Mateja's Every Wednesday for Happy Hour 2-4 AND El Capitan in Sayulita 1-3 on the beach near Don Pedro's
Enrique Preciado Performs at the Bavarian 6 pm Gardens Wednesday. Romantic, Oldies & Dancing
Redneck Mothers perform every Friday Night at the Bavarian Gardens
Dining Out

Hinde & Jaimes Restaurant & Bar
World Renowned Fish & Shrimp Tacos
Chilli Relleno's Every Friday
Great Place to Meet the Locals
Cold Beer & Great Friendships
Ricardo's Pizza
The Best Pizza in Town
& Authentic Italian Fare
Tired? Want to Stay Home?
Delivery only 25 pesos.....
Mateja's Bar & Grill
Casual Dining Right on the Beach in Rincon de Guayabitos
Great "Home Cooked Foods"
Soups, Salads, Burgers, Steaks, Wings
Now Open on Tuesday Happy Hour Daily 2 - 4
Bavarian Gardens
Home Cooked German Food and Great Hearty Fare
Delicious German Fare that Has the Town Talking
Enrique Preciado Performs at the Bavarian 6 pm Gardens Wednesday. Romantic, Oldies & Dancing
Redneck Mothers Dining & Dancing Every Friday Night
Sunset Bar & Grill
Hotel California
Grill Your Own Steaks
Shrimp Ball Thursdays
La Peñita de Jaltemba
Open 5 - 9 pm
La Mesa Loca
Rincon de Guayabitos
Food from Italy, Greece, Portugal, Spain and Morocco
Also burgers, pizza and other great food.
"different from anything else in Jaltemba Bay"
Sol Nuevo at the 4 way stop in the center of the Hotel Penamar by the pool
12 til 10 daily
Closed Wednesday
Want your restaurant Listed? Please contact us at editor@ontheroadin.com
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Events & Activities
Raw Food and Juice Fasting Detox Retreat
A Hot Spring Pueblo
December 11-17th, 2006 & February 26 - March 4th
email jillsch@bellsouth.net
Art Exhibition & Sale
Meet the Artist, Judy Kerrigan, a self-taught artist from San Miguel de Allende, Mexico
Saturday December 10, Casa de Los Amigos, Noon to Sunset
Horseback Riding Tours of the Area 
Want to explore the back hills by horseback? Then these are the tours for you. The tours are scheduled on Fridays beginning on November 24 or can be arranged privately for a group.
Everyone meets at (please note this change!) the Pemex in Lo de Marcos. we then take a drive through the farming country to the Rancho Guadalupe for a wonderful breakfast of Mexican tacos. Make your own fresh tortillas if you want. We then meet our horse friends for the day and begin the trip.
We have designed both easy and semi difficult trips depending on people's desires. The easier trips are a combination of farmlands, riverbeds and roads, lots of scenery and plant and animal life. These trips are from 2 to 3 hours long. The more difficult trip consists of roads, farmlands, and trails which lead up and over a ridge and down to the river and waterfalls and pools. Somewhat arduous in places but if a person is somewhat familiar with horses, it shouldn't be a problem. It is lengthy however lasting about 2 and a half hours one way to the cascadas and 2 hours for return.
Upon return we are greeted by a traditional Mexican lunch. Beer and frescas are available for purchase.
The cost of the trips are 300 pesos for the shorter trips and 400 pesos for the long trip. People should wear long pants and socks. Bring sun block and bug dope, any kind of snacks for the trail, water, camera and binocs.
Organize your own group at least 2 days in advance - Minimum of 4 people and a Maximum of 8. For questions and reservations contact garydorisstackhouse@hotmail.com
Horseback Adventures With Photo
Click here for more photographs
Wanted
Wanted: Articles, photos and news items for the Jaltemba Express. This is your community Newspaper! Share the info and joy.
Reply to: editor@ontheroadin.com
Mexican Auto, RV and Boat Insurance
MEXPRO
Get Your Insurance Online Before You Leave Home
Best Underwriters for Your American & Canadian Vehicles into Mexico
Click here for a free quote
Computer Hardware Problems?
Ask Joe for Help
Reasonable Rates
joekrajnc@hotmail.com
American Veterans Needing Assistance in Mexico
David Lord, National Service Officer
Order of the Purple Heart
email: mophmx@yahoo.com
Inexpensive Taxi's in La Peñita & Rincon
Servicio de Taxis Independencia
Tel: (327) 102-6441
Relieve Those Aches and Pains
Doctor Quiropractico
Victor J. Youcha D.C. Dipl. AC
Casa Clinica Campesina
Las Varas
(327) 272-0184 Clinic
(327) 274-1040 Casa
For Sale 
2004 Travel Supreme Motor home For Sale
One owner, Canadian Specs, less than 42500 kms.
This is a fully loaded, luxury M/H in excellent shape.
Currently wintering in Lo de Marcos.
Contact hyperoldguy@msn.com for full details
For Sale
Used Tow Bar
See Grant Thacker La Penita Rv Park
24 foot Coachmen, 1978,
well used but in good condition, no rust or termites,
stored under cover at Bodegas y Bodegas
(owner at Lavasol laundry in La Penita).
Contact owners at 48 Bahia de Banderas, Los Ayala Price is 3800U$D
Se Vende (For Sale)
2 Colchones Ind (2 single Mattresses)
Marca Wendy Hotelero
$700 pesos C/U
Phone: (327) 274-0776
Class A "EAGLE ONE" RV for Sale
Excellent Condition & Great Price
Beautiful Wide Body Unit
Located in Guayabitos Area
Fine Mexican Jewelry
ARMANDO's
Joyeria & Relojeria
Ave Emillio Zapata #21, (La Avenida)
Tel: (327) 274-0104
Mexican Road Logs and Driving Guides
DRIVE SAFE in MEXICO.
Write us and ask about our Christmas Special 4 road logs for $20
editor@ontheroadin.com
Download a detailed guide for your next Road Trip
Every Pemex, which has diesel or not, Military and
agricultural check points, tolls, km markings and
just about everything you will need to get where
you want to go. Click here for more information
Mexican Auto, RV and Boat Insurance
MEXPRO
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Best Underwriters for Your American & Canadian Vehicles into Mexico
Learn Spanish Visually
Visual Link Spanish
Make it a Spanish Christmas
Learn Spanish Quickly Via CD Rom
Order Before you Leave
1999 Golden Falcon – Fifth Wheel
28 Feet Long - Model 25MGT
Currently in La Penita Nayarit
Beautiful Condition
Accommodation
Bungalows Casa Rey
8 Fully equipped apts. directly on the beach
with English Satelite T.V.
Call Coral no.5 Los Ayala, Nayarit
When calling from Canada or U.S.A. 01152-327-275-0141
or locally 275-0141 www.casarey.com
For Rent  
Small Casita with Ocean View
Weekly or Monthly
Located in La Penita, Nayarit Mexico
REASONABLE RATES
For info email jwpoteat@hotmail.com
Comfortable 5th Wheel Trailer
Available to Rent Dec 15th - January 6th.
Sleeps 4, Star Choice TV
Situated in La Penita RV Park,
Non-smoker, small tub/shower, very comfortable.
To apply see Larry or Nancy Schnurr @ #60, La Penita RV Park
schnurr@shaw.ca
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Casita de La Peñita
Beautiful Bungalows in La Peñita
Tel: (011-52) 327- 274-0776
Casa de los Amigos
Romantic Bed & Breakfast for Friendly Guests
La Peñita de Jaltemba
Phone: (011-52)327-27-40713

Hotel California
Hotel Just off the Beach in La Peñita
Famous Sunset Bar & Grill
La Penita de Jaltemba
Great Links
If you want to ask questions or just participate in the goings on in the Jaltemba Bay area there are two wonderful and insightful boards.
Tom Plattinberger's Jaltemba Bay Folks click here
Jamies Board on Rincon Guayabitos click here
Sayulita board http://sayulita-mexico.com/index.php?showforum=8
San Pancho board http://members4.boardhost.com/sanpancho/index.html?1164382930
The Guayabitos News (click here) is a Monthly Newsletter for the Guayabitos Homeowners
Read more news from our neighbors to the south
Click here to read
San Miguel de Allende, Mexico
Photography by Bill Bell
  
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Mexico City Photography by Bill Bell Click here for more Mexico City Photography
To view more Colima, Colima Mexico Fotografia Photographs Click Here
Revolution Day Photography Click Here Mas Fotos
Veterans Day Photographs click here
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Fall fundraiser
Please remember to bring a horderve and lots of money

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