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 The Jaltemba Express
The Almost Daily Newspaper for Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas Circulation 1078
Jaltemba Bay Photograph by Bill Bell Photoshop adjusted
Good Morning - Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
Saturday
December 23, 2006 Only two more sleeps!
Headlines
Jaltemba News & Notes
Bob Howell Returns to Jaltemba Bay
Bob Howell has returned and will be taking part in the ceremonies at the Chula Vista Christmas School today. Money from the fundraiser will be officially turned over at this time.
Children at the Christmas Party will receive a lunch, bag of clothes and gift. People are welcome to come and observe. There will not be enough food planned for spectators if they do attend but will be a very rewarding experience.
Lifeguard - Saves life - Loses Glasses
Joe, while in Guayabitos in front of the Costa Allegra Hotel, noticed someone in trouble out in the water. Being a fireman from Calgary he recognized signs of a person drowning. (is there water in Calgary?) He rushed into the water, divesting himself of his wallet and keys but neglected to take off his glasses. After the rescue he realized he did not have them. If anyone finds these glasses there return would be greatly appreciated. They are not cheap glasses! Joe is leaving tomorrow morning but his glasses can be returned to Carole at the La Peņita RV Park.
If you find Joe you can return him to the park, too. He is blind without his glasses and may miss his plane.
Grande Opening & Christmas Party in the Largest Palapa Restaurant in the Area Tonight!
T he Largest Palapa in Guayabitos Area!
The El Tiburon Restaurant in Rincon de Guayabitos (On the Beach next to Coco's)
will open it's doors and have a BIG OPENING and CHRISTMAS Party Saturday December 23rd. Music by one of the best groups around the area........."Ja'Qui and the Perez Brothers"
Dinner 7pm - 9pm Dance 9pm - 1am
Dinner and Entertainment Package $200 pesos per person
Buffet includes: Leg of Pork w/Mushroom Sauce, Chicken Stew ala Mexicana, Steak Stew Mexican Style, Fresh Roasted Turkey, Russian Salad, Mashed Potatoes, Green Salad, Beans, Rice, Lemon Pie, Flan.
This is going to be a lot of fun.
Call for Reservation 274-0642 or 322-136-8465
(The Jaltemba Express will be covering this event)
On the First Day of Christmas
Jaltemba Express Version
(Thanks to all who contributed to this Song)
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Twelve Cold Coronas
Eleven hummingbirds humming
Ten Tasty Tacos
Nine Dolphins Dancing
Eight More Margaritas
Seven Hammocks Swinging
Six Scorpions biting
Five golden Tequilas
Four Vendors Vending
Three Cocks a Crowing
Two Turtles Hatching
An Iguana in a Palm Tree
Letters to the Editor
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS
Hola!
We would like to wish you all warmest greetings from Mexico for the Holiday Season and may you all experience a fantastic 2007.
Joe & Judy Krajnc
Editor,
"A Very Merry Christmas to All,
Stan and Linda Binns"
Dot,
Wishing you, your family, and all the wonderful people in Jaltemba Bay and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thanks so much for bringing me the news each morning. It's such a treat to keep informed of all the latest happenings.
Editor,
We wish our friends all over the world a peaceful X-mas and a wonderful 2007 with lots of travels and wildlife.
Love Claudia & PJ
WHEELCHAIR - A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT
Editor
I have an adult sized manual wheelchair in good condition that I would like to donate to a deserving resident of La Peņita or Guayabitos. It belonged to my mother who passed away on November 1 this year. I would like to have it go direct to the family rather that through an organization. Please contact me if you know such a person. Would be a great Christmas present for someone. My father is here with me now and would be nice for him to present it to the recipient personally.
Kathy Olivas
kathyolivas@msn.com or 327-274-2669.
SUBSCRIPTIONS & COMMENTS
My mother lives in Guayabitos along with my Auntie and we miss them a great deal. When I saw your page it really brightened my day and made my feel special to see my mom in one of your articles. I have been to your town twice and have a wonderful time when I am there. The people are so nice and welcoming.
I hope JaQui (mom) performs well and that everyone has a blessed Christmas. Please add my email address to your paper. Thanks,
John Shepard
Hi Dot and Bill
Our friends would really love to be included in your mailing list for your paper! Could you please include Marg and Al on your list! Great paper! Thanks
Dawn Blevings
Editor,
Merv and Delia Peterson would like to get the Jaltemba Express. Their email address is _________Thanks.
Editor,
Please add us to your list for the Jaltemba Express..The Bengtsons...We were the home school family of 4 girls at La Peņita RV Park...We will spend this winter in Wisconsin but will be back!
Sirs:
I have a sister living in San Pancho. She sent your news paper through e-mail. She also told me I could receive same through e-mail. I would be very happy to receive it if possible. Thank you.
Josephine Marquez
Your efforts to reach out and keep everyone in this fine community informed and up to date on events and family connections is outstanding. I commend you.
Last Minute Shopping
MORE THAN JUST HAMMOCKS
Looking for a last minute gift or stocking stuffer? Maya Hammocks, just around the corner from the Avenida Restaurant on the walk to Hinde and Jaimes is a great place to browse for your loved ones this season.
Sure you can pick up the best hammocks in town made by a Women Cooperatives in the Yucatan....Always a winner under the tree. But you can also get many authentic items from throughout Mexico that are on everyone's wish list. Little ornaments, Day of the Dead figurines, real vanilla, prints, clothes. These are not cheap imitations. Hala knows Mexico well and has the best selections from Deloris Hidalgo, San Miguel de Allende, Oaxaca through to the Yucatan.
Always friendly and helpful, Hala can help you select the absolute best gift in your price range.
Humor
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were
sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when
Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the
perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."
"Please, corazoncito, just once, play Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry
Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
and a Happy New Year."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! (What were you thinking?)
Sports
The LOS VENADOS STAGS - Challenge for the Jaltemba Cup
In anticipation of the Jaltemba Cup Challenge, the Puebla of Lo De Marcos is proud to introduce The LOS VENADOS STAGS whose members include, Marcus (the hammer) Horton, Tyler (the thumper) Henshaw, Wayne (the marathon man)
Crayton and Gary (the Wolfman) Stackhouse. Team Captain, Wolfman, said the WINDOW IS OPEN and the team is available for all side bets, challenges and trips to Mangos. Considered a dream team by Donald Trump and the Atlantic City community, the members of this team have set several course records at the Field of Dreams and knows the course intimately. So, come one come all, be the second team (the first being those hacks from La Peņita ) to get your ASS KICKED!
Horseshoe Tourney - Sober Bartenders Wanted
The World Renowned Horseshoe Tournament for Jaltemba Bay is in dire need of 4 more bartenders. You must be non-players. Call Ross @ 274 1290 or write rburgess34@hotmail.com.
Nothing Comes close like the February Horseshoe Tournament - Not even a ringerOn Saturday February 10th at 9am, will be the horseshoe tournament on the beach at Harry and Jeanie's house in Guayabitos - the same as the last 2 years. For all you newcomers, we will pass out information at the signup party.
EVERYONE IS WELCOME. We will be serving hamburgers, cokes, beer, booze etc.....
The proceeds of this charity event is for the schools in Rincon and La Peņita. We will post more information as the time gets closer. Hope to see you there. Don't miss out on one our funniest days of the year. February 9 & 10th.
For more information call: Harry & Jeanie 274 0335 OR Bill & Jan 274 1303 (Email jwpoteat@hotmail.com)
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La Peņita RV Resort News & Notes
Hamburger Nite Tonight
PLEASE NOTE
Hamburger Nite will be held "SATURDAY" December 23, instead of SUNDAY due to Christmas Eve falling on Sunday.Come One, Come All.
Cheryl & Cornel
WEB CAM REPAIRED - Murray and a host of virtual linemen braved the winter weather and fixed the Pool Webcam yesterday. While this link works at the moment, it will change regularly. Stay tuned for updates. Click here for latest link. Iguanas and squirrels like munching on cords.
PIŅATA TIME Candy Needed for Christmas Eve Piņatas. If you have suitable candy or wish to make a donation for the Piņatas and candy, please take to Tony at the office.
Community Help
Augustine Leon
Express Readers Donate $495! Wonderful Community Support!
Community Support Update
Augustine Leon has been very sick for 20 years. He used to work as a farm laborer and is now supported only by the good graces of his niece. You have probably seen him around town especially if you drive down the beach road in La Peņita. He is not eligible for IMSS medical care because he is not working. He cannot work because of his appearance and health. This is a vicious circle we would like to break.
His face has open sores and he experiences major digestive problems. Until now he has been unable to afford to go to doctors and follow through with specialists. He also does not understand simple procedures such as taking blood for analysis.
George, of the Hotel California fame, has led the cause to raise money to assist Augustine get medical treatment. The Jaltemba Express Readers have generously responded with just under $500 to assist in this effort. We all thank you. The money is well accounted for and George has strict guidelines and collects every receipt. Your money is going directly to medical help and there of course no administration or other charges.
So far Augustine has seen a local doctor and had some tests. A specialist came down from Tepic just to see him and discounted his fee when he heard about the community involvement. The doctor specializes in anti-immune disorders.
Augustine has now been given medication to reduce the sever inflammation on his skin. He will soon go in and get more tests, including biopsies, to help diagnose the problems. It is likely that he has a multiple of problems.
So far 600 pesos have been spent on doctors and medication. We expect the tests and lab work to be pricey.
We are going to do a home assessment soon to ensure that Augustine has clean linens and clothing. This may be an opportunity to clean your closets and ensure that these clothes reach a needy soul. Stay tuned.
Again thank you for your support. We want to additionally thank George, who with a very busy schedule, has made time in his life to drive Augustine to appointments, wait for hours in doctors offices etc. This is not an easy task.
Reply to: editor@ontheroadin.com
A very special thank you to R Hannah $30, Robert Tripp $50, Beulah Glick $100, Nancy Schnurr $50, Mary Paulina Mc Manus $50, Teresa Cove $25, Madeleine Boznar, $100 (on behalf of Duncan Lowe), Linda-Ellen Chimes $50, Joe Geremia $40. 
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Jaltemba Bay Photograph by Bill Bell Photoshop Adjusted
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Dec 16-24: Posadas Navideņas
Dec. 22 Oaxacan rug exhibition and sale. TIME: 2:00 - 5:00 PM. PLACE: #36 Flamingos, La Casa del Corazon, Guayabitos.
Dec 23 GRAND OPENING
The El Tiburon Restaurant in Rincon de Guayabitos (On the Beach next to Coco's) will open it's doors and have a BIG OPENING and CHRISTMAS Party Saturday December 23rd. Music by one of the best groups around the area........."Ja'Qui and the Perez Brothers
Dec 24: Christmas Eve Noche Buena
Christmas Dinner (New York Steak) Hinde & Jaimes. Tickets in advance.
Dec 25: Christmas Day / Navidad
Dec 28: Día de los Santos Inocentes
Dec 31: New Year's Eve or Festejos de fin de Aņo
New Years Eve at the Bavarian Gardens, Redneck Mothers, Prime Rib Dinner, 200 pesos (Tickets sold in advance)
Hinde & Jaime's New Years Extravaganza- Hinde is preparing for New Years and selling tickets to an all-inclusive evening of fun.
New Year's Eve on the Beach at Mateja´s promises to be another fun evening...get your tickets early
JANUARY
Jan 9: La Peņita Home Owners Association
FEBRUARY
Feb 10 Annual Horseshoe Tournament - Check-in will be at Mateja Restaurant on the beach, Rincon de Guayabitos on Friday February 9, 2007. The Tournament is the next day.
ONGOING
Sunday Artistic and Cultural will be held Sundays - December 17th, 24th and 31st in La Peņita at 9:00 a.m to 5 pm next to the garden of La Peņita in the basketball court.
Monday AA Meeting. English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.
Wednesday Women's Golf Every Wednesday
Erik Nice performs at Mateja's Every Wednesday for Happy Hour 2-4
Enrique Preciado Performs at the Bavarian 6 pm Gardens Wednesday. Romantic, Oldies & Dancing
Thursday Market Day La Peņita - Every Thursday approximately 8-2
AA Meeting. English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.
Men's Day Every Thursday Golf
Friday Erik Nice performs at El Capitan in Sayulita 1-3 on the beach near Don Pedro's on Friday
Redneck Mothers perform every Friday Night at the Bavarian Gardens
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