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The Jaltemba Express


The Almost Daily Newspaper for Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas  Circulation 1130


Hotels Planned for La Peņita - NOT!

Yesterday was the Dia de Santo Inocentes

The day of the innocents was celebrated in Mexico and Latin America yesterday. Originally celebrated to commemorate the day of the male children killed by King Herod, the day now has morphed into a similar custom as "April Fools Day." Expect practical jokes. Wikipedia says "The mass media make jokes or distort their content in such a way that the information seems real...It is tradition that the newspapers publish whole pages of the humorous news...that seem serious and deceive the reader off guard."

We were pulling your leg, but the truth of the matter is that it appears the story was believable enough for many people because we all fear that rapid progress could come our way at any time. And with that rapid growth so goes many of the things that we cherish here in Jaltemba Bay.  Let's hope we have a few more years before we ever see a McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken or even a Starbucks on the streets of La Peņita.

So hopefully now that after yesterday's bogus story on the golf course and two massive hotels is officially debunked, the real estate prices in La Colonia and La Peņita will drop back to where they were.

 

Market Day in La Peņita Photographs by Dot Bell


Good Morning - Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
Friday December 29, 2006  Better start Planning FOR A GREAT New Years
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HeadlinesJust some of the over 600 naked protesters in Mexico city...others were completely nude.. Bill Bell Photograph

22 Dead - Bus Collides with Train - Click here

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FBI Arrests American re Mexican Time Share Operation - Click here

Pensions for Rural Aged - Click here

The above picture are men strippers from Veracruz protesting in Mexico City against a new law (enacted earlier this year) by the ex governor of Veracruz that insists that they keep their shorts on...a little complicated explanation but in the interest of good taste The Express didn't publish the picture of them without shorts (not another California George controversy).  The sign accuses the ex governor of corruption and repression.

Bill Bell photo

 

Jaltemba News & Notes

International Volleyball Tournament Today

The International Volleyball Tournament will be held today Friday December 29th at the La Peņita RV resort and Spa. Mexico, US and Canada play off in the pool for the Championship.

Canada has won the title for two years straight after being shut out for 15 years. Chris along with wife Val will lead the MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

Magical Mystery Tour Slated for Today

The Magical Mystery Tour led by Val & Chris - will meet this Friday Morning at 8 am at Hinde and Jaimes. Cars and trucks leave at 8:30. The adventure will lead to a spectacular 100 ft waterfall in the jungle dropping down into a swimable lagoon. Those interested should pack for a shared lunch and bring lots of beverages. There is some hiking involved. 4 wheel drive is not required but it is suggested that immaculate paint jobs be left behind. No Wimps. No Whiners.

 

International Artist's Festival in San Pancho

On Friday, December 29 workshops begin at 12 noon, ending with music at 9:00 p.m. by Los Rojos.  Saturday, December 30 begins at 12 noon with workshops and ending at 10 p.m. with Grand Finale (Instruments of the World). 

The artisans from Oaxaca have also been asked to participate. 

Spay & Neuter Clinic Needs Assistance

Help the dogs and cats in the area - and the families that own them. The Spay and Neuter Clinic needs your help to ensure the dogs and cats in our area are healthy and well looked after by loving families. Please browse the following list and give where possible:

  1. Accommodation for volunteer vets as assistants

  2. Volunteers to help with lunches and refreshments during the clinic

  3. Volunteers to help with the clinic

  4. Donations Start the New Year off right and make life better for the animals of Jaltemba Bay

YOU may now give directly to the Animal Rescue fund.  PLEASE GIVE BY CLICKING THE BUTTON BELOW  All donations will be listed the following day

Many thanks to those of you who have donated! And a special thanks to Deb and Rick Martin and Heather and Rob Erickson who dropped off catheters, stethoscopes and other medical supplies. Thanks so much, Lin
Contact linchimes@hotmail.com

Repairs for the Bridge of Life

DO SOMETHING REALLY GREAT FOR EVERYONE AROUND YOU

Volunteers urgently needed to donate time and /or money to fix the walk and bike suspension bridge between La Peņita and Rincon on January 7th 2007  PLEASE MEET at the BRIDGE at 0700am. The estimate to fix is 1300USD and volunteers will be adding and pulling cable, replacing screws and boards, installing new cyclone fencing, installing two posts to stop the motorized vehicles that are tearing up the bridge, two trash barrels at each end. THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL APPRECIATE THIS IS THOSE WHO USE THE BRIDGE - BUT THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL REPAIR THE BRIDGE IS YOU


NEW YEARS EVE

Activities galore on News Years Eve in Jaltemba - A Fantastic Selection of Events ...Tough Decisions

 

 

 

New Years Eve at the Bavarian Gardens, Dance to the Redneck Mothers, Prime Rib Dinner, 200 pesos (Tickets sold in advance) Great Service! Great People! And a great band to boot!

 

Roasa will be just one of the many great staff people on hand at Hinde and Jaimeīs New Years BashHinde & Jaime's New Years Extravaganza- Hinde is preparing for New Years and selling tickets to an all-inclusive evening of fun. A Jaltemba Bay Favorite for New Yearīs Eve entertainment and good times!

 

New Year's Eve on the Beach at Matejaīs promises to be another fun evening...get your tickets early.  Party Favors! Great food! and whole lot of enjoyment!

 

 

The El Tiburon Restaurant is offering an unforgettable New Years Eve with Ja'Qui and The Perez Brothers. Good food, good service and a wonderful large dance floor for your enjoyment. Help us bring in the New Years and usher out the Old. Come Party the night away..................Call for Details and Reservation 274-0642 or 322-136-8465

 


If there are anymore events on New Years that are open to the public and you would like to list for free write editor@ontheroadin.com


Letters to the Editor
 

GREAT MASSAGEErendira highloy recomended please  see classifed section for details

Hello Dorothy, 

My sister, Cindy Knudsen, who is visiting from the U.S. called Erendira de la Garza for a massage and Reiki.  We found Erendira in the Jaltemba Express.  Thank you for the referral.  She was wonderful.  We would recommend her anytime. 

L. Gibbs

 

GOT YA!

Editor,

Morning from cold miserable Alberta.
We are all packed up and ready to head south. But sunny Alberta turned in to wintery Alberta with a storm coming through yesterday and all night. So we are looking at another day here. Supposed to clear off by tomorrow.
I just about had a heart attack when I opened up your newsletter this morning. You definitely got me.
So if all goes well we will be on our way soon, looking forward to seeing everyone and basking in the sun. Happy New Year!
Herb and Jan

 

Editor,

"Hotels Planned for La Peņita" Way to go Dot, Nice one!
Now I'm in trouble at one of my favorite little wi-fi spots in Puerto Vallarta for yelling obscenities at my laptop.
See you soon,
Walter

 

 

SUBSCRIBES & NOTES

Editor,

THANK YOU for the delightful "Express"!!  The site was sent to me, in Canada, via a dear friend, Jenny, who resides in Rincon.
Reading of all the daily events has me SO excited to once again - - BE THERE!!  We are on our way! 

Mary and John Boksteyn from Medicine Hat, Alberta.

 

Editor,

Subscribe, por favor.

Hi, please add me to your list. Thanks,

Kay in San Francisco, CA

 

Editor,

Hi could you please ad me to you emailing list I just received a copy from a friend of ours and we are really enjoying this very much. Good Work

Brenda

 

Editor

Please add us to the list for subscribers.  

Sarah Cooke (We have a condo in Playa Linda)

 

Hello (Hola)

Please put us on your mailing list. Thanks a lot. We are in Rincon.

Wendy & Ray


Ms Maneras
"Polite Living in Paradise"

 

Dear Ms. Maneras,

I would love to play golf but have heard that the Women’s Day is very snobby. I am hesitant.

Wanna-be-golfer

 

Dear Wanna-be-golfer,

Ms Maneras thinks that one has to ignore the town gossips and find out for yourself. The women that play golf are delightful company and really willing to share their love for the game and the area with all newcomers. They are also a hoot.

Pick up your sticks and join in. You won’t regret it.

Ms M

 

Dear Ms Maneras,

I nearly jumped out of my sock when I saw the development timetable for La Peņita yesterday. I went to my favorite restaurant and learned it was some kind of joke….Some joke.

My realtor has doubled the prices on houses in La Peņita already and has bulk purchased new T-shirts for the area.

What kind of editorial staff would do this? It is totally irresponsible.

Janet K

 

Dear Janet,

Ms Maneras has been inundated with calls and letters after the prank yesterday and can only agree with your assessment. She has been complaining for years now about the totally irresponsible management at the Express.

There is no fighting them however. They get up when they want. They write what they please and they are just plain ignorant when it comes to staff relations. They threaten to close the Express when it “ceases to be fun.”

Ms Maneras suggests you tell your realtor to adjust those prices accordingly and save those T-shirts. Development is coming but is hopefully a decade away.

Ms M

 

Dear Ms Maneras,

I was at a restaurant the other day and had my picture taken by one of those pesky photographers from the Express. The problem is I was out with this very nice fellow that wasn’t my boyfriend from home.

Well to make a long story short, my boyfriend saw my picture and wants an explanation.

What should I do?

Melinda from Kansas

 

Dear Melinda from Kansas,

Ms Maneras thinks you are in deep do-do and should consider taking one of the 2 following routes. 1. Tell the truth. 2. Lie your butt off.

Of course each has consequences.

To avoid a similar situation, Ms Maneras kindly suggests you duck when the photographer is present. It is much more discreet than posing suggestively.

Ms M

 

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Sports

Menīs Day Golf Winners

Two teams tied for first with 2 over...a win is a win...left to right Charlie, Byron, Marlin, Tlaquepaque John, John and Ron.

La Peņita team captain Charlie Hanshaw and arch rival Gary Stackhouse, team captain of the Los Venados Stags were one two in Wolf Play...with Gary coming out on top with eight points to Charlieīs seven.

Nothing Comes close like the February Horseshoe Tournament - Not even a ringer

On Saturday February 10th  at 9am, will be the horseshoe tournament on the beach at Harry and Jeanie's house in Guayabitos - the same as the last 2 years. For all you newcomers, we will pass out information at the signup party.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME. We will be serving hamburgers, cokes, beer, booze etc.....

The proceeds of this charity event is for the schools in Rincon and La Peņita. We will post more information as the time gets closer. Hope to see you there. Don't miss out on one our funniest days of the year. February 9 & 10th.

For more information call: Harry & Jeanie 274 0335 OR  Bill & Jan 274 1303 (Email  jwpoteat@hotmail.com)


Humor

World's scariest number plate

PIZZA MADNESSBest pizza in town served up by Benny, Tracey and Ricardo

Ricardo's Pizza is offering a 15% discount on food items on their menu between Noon and 2 pm - an incredible bargain on GREAT already well-priced pizza and Italian foods. (offer not to be combined with other offers) Benny or Tracy are on hand to give you very special service you are accustomed to. Now through to the end of January...A great place for lunch and to get away from those left over turkey sandwiches

Want pizza for dinner? ASK your server for the Large Pizza and get two free beers. What a deal!  You must tell your host that you heard about it in the Jaltemba Bay Express to get the above specials-

 

Just some of the many people who dropped by Ricardo's for Pizza Madness and that's Ron on the left not Rod