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The Jaltemba Express


            Almost Daily News for the Residents of Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas       Circulation 986
To subscribe or unsubscribe contact editor@ontheroadin.com

Good Morning & Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
Thursday December 9, 2006   Jeez but it's great to be back home?

 

 


Headlines

Donald Trump to Build Towers in Baja- Click here

5 Oaxacan City Cops Detained by Feds – Click here

Mexican Prison Riot – 4 Dead – Click here

Cozumel Recovers after Hurricane Wilma – Click here

 


 

Jaltemba News & Notes

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rednecks Go Wild in Gardens Click Here to view more Jaltemba party folks

 

Celebrate Palm Saturday at the Golf Course Today

Come to the work party for the golf course today to finish the palapas.  We are calling it Palm Saturday.  Hopefully we get the palms, stay posted.

 

Jaltemba Express Management Returns Home

JE Management returned home to the Bay area yesterday to a disgruntled staff. The virtual paperboys have staged a work to rule campaign – yesterday sending out the Express but not inserting the infamous click here to open the paper.

Publisher Bill Bell expressed his disappointment at the union, saying only that “such petty actions will not go unrewarded” and that “everyone knows you just have to go to a previous day and click there…the newest edition will pop up.”

The union was unavailable for comment.

 

New Newspaper in Bay Area

Breaking News: Reporters are investigating rumors of a new newspaper in the Jaltemba Bay area. A letter to the editor signed “Beach Girl” was sent to the Jaltemba Express Offices yesterday challenging the statement that “The Jaltemba Express is the only on-line English Newspaper serving the communities North of Puerto Vallarta on the Nayarit Coast.” (see Letters to the Editor)

Bell has assigned a team of investigative reporters to determine the whereabouts of the competition and to determine the mysterious identity of the “Beach Girl.”

 


Letters to the Editor

 

 

NEWSPAPER CHALLENGE

You guys are doing a wonderful job with the new paper, however, I do have one correction. You wrote that "The Jaltemba Express is the only on-line English Newspaper serving the communities North of Puerto Vallarta on the Nayarit Coast" and that's not entirely true. Perhaps you are unaware of the "Guayabitos News" put out by the Guayabitos Homeowners Association. It is a monthly newsletter (not newspaper, but that's just semantics). It is an incredibly informative and beautifully designed monthly "online newsletter." And while it does include some Association news which doesn't pertain to most of us, it also has a local calendar of events, restaurant updates and other information about La Peñita, Guayabitos and the surrounding communities. A good friend put me on the mailing list. Check it out; it's well worth it!

Beach Girl

 

(Editors Note: We are currently investigating this reported sighting of another Newspaper and will report back with details)

 

JALTEMBA EXPRESS MANAGEMENT DISPUTE

Editor,

Management should realize that the peons at the bottom of the management hierarchy always have the last say.  For example, there is no delivery method to today's Express.  POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Keith Cutshall

 

Editor,

Sorry to hear of the troublesome staff at the retreat. Even so you were able to publish. Your imagination in publishing is very enjoyable....

Dick Huddleston

 

MS MANERAS & PMS

Ms Maneras seems to be having a bit of PMS. She is usually so understanding of the faults of others, even if she does tend toward the snide at times. Perhaps it is time to have another beer on the beach and just enjoy being there. The dishes can wait (mañana).

When she is sufficiently recovered, I can hardly wait for her next column. It is ever so helpful in becoming more culturally correct.

 

Thanks too to the rest of the obviously very well paid staff. I hope you will find time to include accounts of the magical mystery tours. I really need a hot spring, and I don't like traveling with whiners, either.

Rich Weinhold

Oxfordshire, United Kingdom  

 

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS FROM “THE LO”

Hello to everyone, wherever you may happen to be at the moment!

Greetings from sunny Lo de Marcos, Nayarit, Mexico.  Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and Holiday Season and may you have a happy, exciting and prosperous 2007.

Regards,
Brian and Maureen Argyle

 

RETURNING HOME FROM LA PENITA

Bill & Dorothy-
As we approach the AZ border, we wanted to thank you for the opportunity to join the caravan this year and gain some additional experience "on the road in Mexico.'" Your advice on El Fuerte was most helpful, and we had a great trip to Creel and the canyon. Your road logs kept us on track and pointed in the right direction. Feliz Navidad to you and your family!  Safe travels! 
Noreen & Lloyd Rossa

 

NEW SUBSCRIBER

Would you please include me in your news mailings. I have visited Rincon and La Peñita 5 times and love the area. I would be delighted to read the news and doings of others who love it like I do. Thank you very much.
Ted Baspaly         

 


Mexico Travel

 

Super Shopping in Tonala

Day One

By Linda Binns Photography by Bill Bell

 

Hello from Tonala or as I've renamed it "Walking Hell."  Our four an a half hour bus ride to Tonala was uneventful, considering that we had Texas Sheila with us, quiet.  Well, let's say it was quiet after the first fifteen minutes of the trip.  As usual the movie choice was violent, horrific, and not worth watching.  The volume must have been at the highest level possible because even the smallest sound was magnified to ear piercing  level.  We finally asked the driver to turn it down and he reduced the volume to merely painful.  Most of us napped, read, or like me looked out the window at the incredible scenery.  I'm not sure that I'll ever tire of the jungle beauty of Nayarit or the valley and agave fields of Jalisco. 

 

Upon arrival the negotiations began for a reasonable taxi rate to the Hacienda del Sol Hotel.  The taxi rates were between 70 - 100 pesos.  Of course we all wanted the lowest and Linda M. In her most intimidating and smiling barter manner tried to oblige.  We had just started our trip so we had to save every peso for shopping!  The taxi trip to Tonala from the bus station is mind warping.  The taxi weaves through the traffic of the second largest city in Mexico, honks the horn at the slightest stop, jerks and weaves while changing lanes, spins off the exits and all of a sudden you're in Tonala.  A world and century away from where we began our journey.  We do all this without seatbelts and sitting in a tiny little car with bald tires.   

 

Tonala isn't for everyone.  It's old, coming apart at the seams and people are everywhere.   Street construction is taking place on every other street  and sewer pipes are running out into holes in the street.  Oh, did I mention crowded.  I'm clumsy and don't pay attention to where I'm going.  They shouldn't even allow me inside the city limits of Tonala.  I'm an accident waiting to happen, but here I am and I have to remind myself every few minutes to be careful and stop gawking at the pottery and look  where I'm walking.  I almost fell into sewer holes, walked into a metal sign, fell off curbs, slid down dirt piles, and tripped and almost pulled down a vendor's awning.  I managed to stay upright and even got to take in all the sights and smells of Tonala.  To think this is only day one, I have another day to go.

 

For over 20 years I've dreamed of visiting Ken Edwards Pottery Studio in Tonala and today Linda McCloskey guided several of us to his studio.  In my ignorance I believed Linda when she said "it's just down the road and we can walk."  I'm so gullible.  After an hour of walking and encountering all of the above walking inconveniences, many times over, we reached the studio and I was living one of my dreams.  Many moons ago I took an art pottery and glazing course and  studied Ken's techniques.  All these years I've yearned to visit his  studio in that far off Mexican village of Tonala.  Ken was a free spirit in my eyes.   He took his art to an area where he could live art every minute of his life.  He was surrounded by art and artesians in Tonala.  So much inspiration for an artist.  That was my dream long ago.  Then real life interfered and my dream became to visit his studio.  Today I've come full circle.  I can finally scratch this off my list.  One down  and hundreds of things more to do.  I now have a piece of my dream pottery.

 

After walking back and dodging the street dangers we collapsed at the hotel until dinner.  Tomorrow I'll write about my shopping day with Bee and how she inspired me to be more beautiful and never complain. 

 

To view more photography by Bill Bell of Tonola Click Here

 

 


Quotes of the Day

ONLY 16 Days Before Christmas

“Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity”

Don Cupitt

 

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

Norman Vincent Peale


”Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.”

Carol Nelson

 


Humor

WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS

 


La Peñita RV Resort News & Notes

 

Schedule for Today

7:30 am Kinetics

10 am Volleyball

3 am Volleyball

 

"GET YOUR CHILI's  READY"  
GET YOUR FAVORITE CHILI RECIPE OUT AND START PRACTICING
 FOR THE **LA PENITA RV PARK CHILI COOK-OFF**
WHEN: Saturday, January 20, 2007
WHERE: La Penita RV Park Pool
MORE INFORMATION TO FOLLOW 

click here for some great market day photographs by Jack Mozley

(Click here for Monthly Calendar)

 "CALLING ALL SINGERS to KARAOKE NITE "
HAMBURGER NITE - December 9, 2006 5:pm at the pool -Karaoke  by Ken
 

What to buy with the Hamburger Nite Profits:
There is a list on the board at the office to collect ideas for things that we should purchase with the Hamburger Nite profits. Please put your ideas on the list as well as vote for the items you like best.

 Bingo is back at La Peñita RV Resort

We had our first bingo Tues Dec 5 and even though we had a small crowd this week all that attended were winners. Our door prize winner was Norma McKay  Site 20. She won a nice botle of vino tinto (red wine)

So come and join us every Tuesday after Taco's at 7pm and have some fun and win some pesos. Door prizes each week.

There will be no Bingo Dec 26th due to Christmas. (Terry & Gord Owens  Site 118)

 


Relationship Wanted
Single Black Female seeks long term relationship, loves walks on the beach, long siestas, conversations and companionship, silence is fine. Likes adventure and will go anywhere, looking forward to the Gringo lifestyle. Approx 4 years old, few litters, spayed, rehabilitated to home lifestyle.  Interested? contact: tylerhenshaw@hotmail.com
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Community Calendar

DECEMBER

Dec 11 -17      Raw Food and Juice Fasting Detox Retreat 

Dec 10            Art Exhibition & Sale, Meet the Artist, Judy Kerrigan, a self-taught artist from San Miguel de Allende, Mexico - Noon to Sunset

Dec 12:           Dia de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe or Dia de la Virgen de Guadalupe http://www.mexonline.com/virginofguadalupe.htm

Dec 13            What's You Handle" Fishermen & Friends Get Acquainted Party

Dec 15:           Nayarit Fundraiser. 6 pm at Hotel California in La Peñita. Silent Auction, Donate something for the Needy folks of Nayarit. For volunteer, donations or information contact: adelante@telus.net

Dec 16-24:       Posadas Navideñas
Dec 24:           Christmas Eve Noche Buena

Dec 25:           Christmas Day or Navidad
Dec 28:           Día de los Santos Inocentes
Dec 31:           New Year's Eve or Festejos de fin de Año

New Years Eve at the Bavarian Gardens, Redneck Mothers, Prime Rib Dinner, 200 pesos (Tickets sold in advance)
 

 
 
ONGOING

AA Meeting

English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.

 

Market DayEric Nice plays mateja's

La Peñita  - Every Thursday approximately 8-2

 

Golf
Men's Day Every Thursday

Women's Day Every Wednesday

 

Erik Nice performs at Mateja's Every Wednesday for Happy Hour 2-4 AND El Capitan in Sayulita 1-3 on the beach near Don Pedro's
 
Enrique Preciado Performs at the Bavarian 6 pm Gardens Wednesday. Romantic, Oldies & Dancing
 
Redneck Mothers perform every Friday Night at the Bavarian Gardens
 
 

Dining Out 


 
 
Hinde & Jaimes Restaurant & Bar
World Renowned Fish & Shrimp Tacos
Chilli Relleno's Every Friday
Great Place to Meet the Locals
Cold Beer & Great Friendships
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ricardo's Pizza
The Best Pizza in Town
& Authentic Italian Fare
Tired? Want to Stay Home?
Delivery only 25 pesos.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Click on map to view in larger format..map by Dot Bell
Mateja's Bar & Grill
Casual Dining Right on the Beach in Rincon de Guayabitos 
Great "Home Cooked Foods"
Soups, Salads, Burgers, Steaks, Wings
Now Open on Tuesday Happy Hour Daily 2 - 4
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bavarian Gardens
Home Cooked German Food and Great Hearty Fare
Delicious German Fare that Has the Town Talking
Enrique Preciado Performs at the Bavarian 6 pm Gardens Wednesday. Romantic, Oldies & Dancing
Redneck Mothers Dining & Dancing Every Friday Night
 
More Restaurants Coming Soon
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sunset Bar & Grill
Hotel California
Grill Your Own Steaks
Shrimp Ball Thursdays
La Peñita de Jaltemba
Open 5 - 9 pm
 
La Mesa Loca
Rincon de Guayabitos
Food from Italy, Greece, Portugal, Spain and Morocco
Also burgers, pizza and other great food.
"different from anything else in Jaltemba Bay"
Sol Nuevo at the 4 way stop in the center of the Hotel Penamar by the pool
12 til 10 daily
Closed Wednesday

 

Want your restaurant Listed?  Please contact us at editor@ontheroadin.com

 

Events & Activities 

 
Raw Food and Juice Fasting Detox Retreat
 Los Pavorreales Eco Resort in Amatlan de Cañas
                      A Hot Spring Pueblo
December 11-17th, 2006 & February 26 - March 4th
Jill Schneider, Director of Circle of Life Holistic Programs
                  email jillsch@bellsouth.net 
                  (Click here for More information)
 
 
Art Exhibition & Sale
Meet the Artist, Judy Kerrigan, a self-taught artist from San Miguel de Allende, Mexico
Saturday December 10, Casa de Los Amigos, Noon to Sunset
 
         Horseback Riding Tours of the Area
Want to explore the back hills by horseback? Then these are the tours for you. The tours are scheduled on Fridays beginning on November 24 or can be arranged privately for a group.
Everyone meets at (please note this change!) the Pemex in Lo de Marcos.  we then take a drive through the farming country to the Rancho Guadalupe for a wonderful breakfast of Mexican tacos. Make your own fresh tortillas if you want.  We then meet our horse friends for the day and begin the trip.
We have designed both easy and semi difficult trips depending on people's desires.  The easier trips are a combination of farmlands, riverbeds and roads, lots of scenery and plant and animal life. These trips are from 2 to 3 hours long. The more difficult trip consists of roads, farmlands, and trails which lead up and over a ridge and down to the river and waterfalls and pools.  Somewhat arduous in places but if a person is somewhat familiar with horses, it shouldn't be a problem.  It is lengthy however lasting about 2 and a half hours one way to the cascadas and 2 hours for return.
Upon return we are greeted by a traditional Mexican lunch.  Beer and frescas are available for purchase.
The cost of the trips are 300 pesos for the shorter trips and 400 pesos for the long trip. People should wear long pants and socks.  Bring sun block and bug dope,  any kind of snacks for the trail, water, camera and binocs.
Organize your own group at least 2 days in advance - Minimum of 4 people and a Maximum of 8. For questions and reservations contact garydorisstackhouse@hotmail.com

Wanted 

 
Wanted: Articles, photos and news items for the Jaltemba Express. This is your community Newspaper! Share the info and joy.
Reply to: editor@ontheroadin.com
 
Wanted to buy, table top gas grill to replace one stolen in Guadalajara.
Pat/Jack Mozley MOZLEY@aol.com
 

Wanted 1 gas grill   Pat 


Services 

        Mexican Auto, RV and Boat Insurance

                              MEXPRO

              Get Your Insurance Online Before You Leave Home

  Best Underwriters for Your American & Canadian Vehicles into Mexico

                               Click here for a free quote

 
       Computer Hardware Problems?

                       Ask Joe for Help

                     Reasonable Rates

                       joekrajnc@hotmail.com

 
               
American Veterans Needing Assistance in Mexico
        David Lord, National Service Officer
                        Order of the Purple Heart
                     email: mophmx@yahoo.com
 

Inexpensive Taxi's in La Peñita & Rincon

Servicio de Taxis Independencia
Tel: (327) 102-6441
 

Relieve Those Aches and Pains

Doctor Quiropractico
Victor J. Youcha D.C. Dipl. AC
Casa Clinica Campesina
Las Varas
(327) 272-0184 Clinic
(327) 274-1040 Casa
 

For Sale 
                    
24 foot Coachmen, 1978,
well used but in good condition, no rust or termites,
stored under cover at Bodegas y Bodegas
 (owner at Lavasol laundry in La Penita).  
Contact owners at 48 Bahia de Banderas, Los Ayala Price is 3800U$D 
Se Vende (For Sale)
   2 Colchones Ind (2 single Mattresses) 
                       Marca Wendy Hotelero
                           $700 pesos C/U
              holiday@casitadelapenita.ws
                   Phone: (327) 274-0776
 
      Class A "EAGLE ONE" RV for Sale  
Excellent Condition & Great Price
              Beautiful Wide Body Unit
              Located in Guayabitos Area
              Click here for all the details

      email: mexicocasabella@hotmail.com

 

Fine Mexican Jewelry
ARMANDO's
Joyeria & Relojeria
Ave Emillio Zapata #21, (La Avenida)
Tel: (327) 274-0104

 

 

 
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               Every Pemex, which has diesel or not, Military and
                  agricultural check points, tolls, km markings and
                    just about everything you will need to get where
                   you want to go. Click here for more information
 
        Mexican Auto, RV and Boat Insurance
                              MEXPRO
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      Best Underwriters for Your American & Canadian Vehicles into Mexico
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                  Learn Spanish Visually
                    Visual Link Spanish
                     Learn Spanish Quickly Via CD Rom
                            Order Before you Leave
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         1999 Golden Falcon – Fifth Wheel
            28 Feet Long - Model 25MGT
                       Currently in La Penita Nayarit
                            Beautiful Condition
                           Click here to view
 
 

Accommodation
 

For Rent

Small Casita with Ocean View

Weekly or Monthly

Located in La Penita, Nayarit Mexico

REASONABLE RATES

For info email jwpoteat@hotmail.com

 

  

 

Comfortable 5th Wheel Trailer

Available to Rent Dec 15th - January 6th. 

Sleeps 4, Star Choice TV

Situated in La Penita RV Park,

Non-smoker, small tub/shower, very comfortable. 

To apply see Larry or Nancy Schnurr @ #60, La Penita RV Park

schnurr@shaw.ca

 

Casita de La Peñita
Beautiful Bungalows in La Peñita
Tel: (011-52) 327- 274-0776
Casa de los Amigos

Casa de los Amigos

Romantic Bed & Breakfast for Friendly Guests
La Peñita de Jaltemba
Phone: (011-52)327-27-40713
 

 

Hotel California
Hotel Just off the Beach in La Peñita
Famous Sunset Bar & Grill
La Penita de Jaltemba
www.lapenita.com
latinogeorge@hotmail.com
Phone: (011-52)  (327) 274 1590 Hotel (011-52) 322 100 4909 Cell

 

If you want to list an accommodation write us at editor@ontheroadin.com
 


Great Links

If you want to ask questions or just participate in the goings on in the Jaltemba Bay area there are two wonderful and insightful boards.

Tom Plattinberger's Jaltemba Bay Folks  click here

Jamies Board on Rincon Guayabitos click here

Sayulita board http://sayulita-mexico.com/index.php?showforum=8

San Pancho board http://members4.boardhost.com/sanpancho/index.html?1164382930
 

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