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The Jaltemba Express
The Almost Daily Newspaper for Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas Circulation 1 630

Enrique Plays the Bavarian Gardens every Wednesday night delighting the diners Bill Bell Photograph
More Wednesday night photographs from the Bavarian Gardens below
Good Morning - Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
Thursday February 1, 2007
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JALTEMBA NEWS & NOTES
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Patty Hueso Gets Certificate of Completion
Patty Hueso – Hinde and Jaime’s ever smiling daughter, received her certificate of completion from the University of Guadalajara in Tourism Administration yesterday. The family was met by family throughout the state to celebrate with Patty on her special day in Puerto Vallarta. She is the first of her family to graduate with a post secondary degree. Congratulations to Patty and her Family! Patty´s official graduation date with cap and gown will be held in March.
Lupita’s Pan Ama Bakery Moves into the MALL
Lupita’s ever popular Pan Am Bakery moves into the small mall – past the key and flowers shops towards the end. For those that love hot bakery items, coffee and a little gossip, this is the place to go. She is open there now.

Rumors - Perez Brothers Follow Rednecks
Strong rumors persist that the Perez Brothers will belt out some favorites after the Rednecks play at the Bavarian Gardens on Friday Night.
2nd Annual Fiesta Mexicana – Saturday February 17
The second Fiesta Mexicana will be held at the El Tiburon Restaurant and Bar on February 17 2007. The proceeds of the event will be donated to scholarships for students to attend Conolep.
The Mariachi Estralla de Compostela will begin the evening’s entertainment at 5 pm. The International Ballet Folklorico will perform followed by an evening of dancing with “Rondalla Magisterial” – Maestros of Guitars.
$250 pesos includes Dinner, Entertainment and one drink.
Circulation continues to Climb
The Jaltemba Express now has 1630 daily subscribers and many thousands more who visit our website www.ontheroadin.com and take a look at the daily happenings of life here on the Jaltemba Coast. The number of hits in the month of January climbed nearly one million with an increase of 16,000 distinct new visitors to a total of 168322 separate visits from all around the world.
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“CARNIVAL 2007”
La Peñita de Jaltemba Nayarit from Feb 17 to 20.
We invite you to enjoy this carnival and most of all to join us in all activities upcoming
SATURDAY Feb 17 8:00pm beginning of the carnival:
Starting on main street (La Avenida) with the whole town participating in a parade with all the authorities from this county and people from our town. With a musical band following all the way to the rodeo ring Las Isabeles where there will be a rodeo with horse and bull riding and a dance afterwards...FREE!!!!
SUNDAY Feb 18 3:00pm great rodeo challenge !!
The two best teams of charros will go head to head. CHARROS DE PUERTO VALLARTA V.S. CHARROS DE HACIENDA LA PUYECA FROM COLIMA. At the end of the rodeo there will be a dance with BANDA MATONA at the rodeo ring Las Isabeles
$100.00 (one hundred pesos) for both of these events.
MONDAY Feb 19 8:00pm - 12pm
FREE DANCE ON THE AVENIDA. Come and have fun.
TUESDAY Feb 20 Starting at 10:00am
A great parade starting on the Avenida (at the bus stop) with all the schools, hotels, charros and the whole town. Join us and wear a great disguise.
At 5:00pm rodeo/dance at the rodeo ring. Las Isabeles with the internacional band “Original Banda Limon” de Don Salvador Lizarraga from Mazatlan Sinaloa, grupo Duranguense, “La Brigada de la Sierra and grupo norteño “Los Indomables” bulls from “La Guadalupana” and bareback riders from Ruiz Nayarit.
Come and enjoy yourself. $150.00 pesos
Ticket sales at these meat markets: Miramar, La Nayarita, and Nayarita II
Feb. 22-25:
7th Annual San Pancho Music Fest:
T his event offers a bi-cultural showcase of volunteer musical talent. It is a "happening," not a totally planned and scheduled event. There is no entry charge and nothing is sold. All musicians are welcome; everyone else is invited to come and listen and enjoy the festival. Musicians need an audience, and an audience needs someone on stage - spread the word. Maps of San Pancho's restaurants are available, or bring your own sandwiches, beverages and chairs.
Tues-Fri: Open stage during the day for sound checks, jamming and scheduled musicians.
Thurs. Feb. 22: 7pm-The Redneck Mothers
Fri. Feb. 23: pm-Frida's Eyebrow, a talented group of local musicians led by Dana and Bob "Q" of San Pancho
Sat. Feb. 24: 2-10pm-live music, some planned but most are walk-ons; 4pm-Kindergarten of San Pancho
Sun. Feb. 25: 12-2pm-Spiritual music; 2-10pm-live music, some planned and some walk-ons; 4pm-Kindergarten of San Pancho; 8:30pm-Gallo & Friends will close the festival.
Tianguis HARDWARE TOOL Sales
Today
Our favorite hardware store on the corner of Highway 200 and the Avenida is having a sale for his American and Canadian friends. Starting this Thursday, a 10% discount will be given on all TRUPER Tools. Drop in and see what he’s got.
Enrique Gomez Pina is the manager
of Ferretaria Jaltemba located on the Avenida on
the left hand side as you turn off Highway 200.
Friendly, helpful and understands English. Mr.
Pina will order in the part or hardware device
that you need and once in while he will even let
you try and find it in the back...a special
treat for those us who miss the self serve back
home.
5th Annual Fundraiser Fashion Show
Reserve Now for this Always-a-hit Event
Monday, February 26, 2007 at Estancia San Carlos
Lunch at 12:00 Fashion Show at 1:30
Cost: $225 pesos for Lunch and Presentation
There will be a No Host Bar, raffles, door prizes, items for sale by local artisans, and entertainment. The proceeds will go to La Tercera Edad - the Senior Center in La Peñita to assist in building a kitchen for the center. Tickets will be available as soon. Reservations can be made by e-mailing gerst4000@hotmail.com.
Ticket sales will be limited, so reserve your space early.
SUPER BOWL PARTY – Hinde & Jaime’s ANNEX
Tickets are now on Sale! 150 pesos I survived tee shirts too!
“ Plans have been approved by the boss” says Jaimes. “We’re going to have a Huge Superbowl Party in the Annex.”
Hinde and Jaimes will be hosting their Annual Super bowl Party once again this year at their new location. The H & J Annex is located 20 feet from their front door and gives the expected crowd lots of room…
There will be a BIG SCREEN TV so everyone can view the game. Mexican Entertainment will be provided by Roberto Curiel – a wonderful vocalist from Guadalajara who belts out Mexican Favorites.
Go to the restaurant now to sign up for a variety of pools. This is a MUST GO for all sports fans. Click Here
Los Ayalas School fundraiser
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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Subscribe my friend! Well another person that wants to see how the lucky ones enjoy paradise.
George – Hotel California
Hi Bill and Dorothy,
Please let us know how to subscribe. Thanks.
Eppie and Ron
HARD COPY EXPRESS
Love your paper - it's my favorite bookmark. We will be coming down next week and I'm curious as to how I can keep getting your news. We're not bringing a laptop - it there a hardcopy printed and posted anywhere? Keep up the good work
Jean Gordon
(Editors Note: Hinde and Jaime have a copy printed every Thursday. Other than that try an internet café.)
BUBBA & THE BOTTOM FEEDERS IN BUCERIAS
Oh my heavens - what an energetic and fun audience this past Sunday. From the opening song, we had dancers, can shakers and everything else one could possibly expect. And, to add to the fun and enjoyment of the day - Shag Harbour, a trio from Canada, entertained during the break with some very lively Irish and ‘down East’ tunes - a fantastic trio that had the audience burning up the dance floor.
And once again, this audience showed that they care about the less fortunate in our local communities with their generosity - making this the 2nd best day of this season. Thank you for caring.
Check our website for more on the day and also for news on the next two Sundays - which promise to be a couple of the best yet.- www.bottomfeedersmexico.com
Sunday, February 4, 2007 - Super Bowl party - music starts at 3:30 PM (Jalisco)
Sunday, February 11, 2007 - Auction - the fun gets underway at 3:00 PM (Jalisco) and you don't want to miss this.
Arlie (for Bubba and The Bottom Feeders)
PICURES FROM EXPRESS
Dorothy. Thanks for printing the note about PEO. I had not expected that nice coverage. Can you tell me if it's possible & how to copy/send your newsletter pictures? Some of them are just great. My granddaughters are fascinated w. Huichol Indian Beads.
And here's a website, and something of interest you might want to pursue. www.huicholcenter.com or www.beadsofbeauty.net. Located at Huejuqilla el Alto
Jalisco. Or maybe in back issues you already have them, and I didn't realize it. We heard about in Sayulita on Monday. Your newsletter is really a great addition to our community. I hope you don't "wear out".
Jan Uhler
(Editors Note: To copy a picture from the Express, right click your mouse on the picture. A menu comes up and click on “SAVE PICTURE AS”. The computer will jump to an information box and the name we gave the picture is under the FILE NAME. Leave as is or rename as you choose. (Note where you have saved it, ie MY PICTURES, at the top of the info box.) Send as you would send any picture.)
ANIMAL CLINIC BUCERIAS
It was a PLEASURE to work with and meet you all!!!! Well done! We finished our Bucerias clinic... 126 intakes! All went well. We start in San Juan de Abajo mañana!
Thanks for all of your help and support!
Molly
EMS UPDATE
Last Saturday night at the Plaza in Guayabitos was great. The people enjoyed the Music and fire works. Due to the cold weather the Beer sales were slow but the people were great at digging into their pockets for donations. We raised another 3600 peso. THANKS TO ALL. We now have 16,000 plus. Our Defibrillator is approximately $3,000. US. We are also hoping to buy Portable Oximetres. The dream of the Defibrillator is close to reality and we have 2 more weeks at the Plaza in hopes of accomplishing this. Please come out and enjoy the entertainment and of course drink Beer or add to the donations.
Since putting this info in this paper I have been told that a lot of people did not realize we now have this service. We were able to get Protection Civil in one year ago (Jan. 23 2006) since then we have averaged 60 calls per month. This includes all the highway accidents and out areas between Las Varas and Lo de Marco. The 2 hospitals that we use are San Poncho and Las Varas. If necessary we also go to P.V. and Tepic. The State supplies this service as far as the wages for the men and the equipment. When I say equipment this is the trucks, ambulance and fire. The added equipment like life helping are at a minimum and are needed, medicines, defibrillators etc.
We had a request from an area to help with LIFE SAVING and WATER RESCUE. Life saving courses are obtainable here but have been unable to date to find available at this time someone to teach the Water Rescue. If anyone is experienced in this field could you please contact me at 274-1193. I will keep people up dated or if interested drop by the office at the entrance at Guayabitos. ALL HELP APPRECIATED.
Diane Bell
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La Peñita hits the big time in Montréal's Gazette
Animal Rescue
Thank You! Thank You! Thank you!
To all the fabulous volunteers & generous donors who helped make the first ever Lo de Marcos spay/neuter clinic a great success, both in the Quantity of animals fixed & in the quality of care given them! 
Without you the clinic could not have happened, & we are forever grateful! To work with so many concerned & caring people, so many of who worked tirelessly for long hours under less than ideal conditions, was a marvelous, memorable experience! Also marvelous was to experience the appreciation of the community residents whose animal friends were fixed and who understand the importance of controlling/reducing the dog & cat population!
In all, 89 animals were fixed (35 female dogs, 25 female cats, 16 male dogs, 13 male cats), & there were 11 additional consultations. All animals were dewormed & treated for fleas/ticks, & all animals that underwent surgery recovered and were either returned to their original owners or adopted. Only a few remain in foster care awaiting adoption. If you are interested in adopting an animal, young or adult, please contact one of us!
After all expenses, $6,140.87 pesos remain in the Lo de Marcos spay/neuter fund that can help pay for another clinic next winter season. We need & welcome your suggestions and feedback, & we & the animals would be blessed by your continued compassion & assistance! Most sincerely,
Ann Embury-Lewis, Karen Olesen, Anne Henshaw, Melanie Blair
RESTAURANT REVIEWS
Mario's Tortas
By Bill Bell
O nce in a while you find something simple but so tasty that it keeps you thinking about the last bite you had and wanting more...That´s what it is like at Mario's Tortas. I had read rave reviews on the Jaltemba Bay folk Message board and decided to try it out myself. I had the chicken tortas and it was everything others had said and more. Delicious to the last bite and as I write this I want another...but unfortunately it isn't open on Sunday. Toasted, filled with lettuce, tomatoes, a special sauce, chicken and avocados add a few jalapeños peppers (mild) and you are in heaven. So I will just have to wait. Opens at 8 am and closes at 4 p.m. Monday to Saturday. Located right across from the Conalep. You can´t miss the great big green building. There you will find Lupita and MARIO (Mario is the son of the Pina Colada owner. He speaks English they also serve great hamburgers and burritos. Like their sign says the ¨best of the best. Right across the highway from the La Peñita RV Resort and Spa
 
Click here for for past restaurant reviews
HUMOR
Submitted by Ron Herbert
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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La Peñita RV Resort News & Notes
OPEN LETTER FROM DOC & BARBARA
Dear Bill and Mary,
I was hoping to hear from you by now. How is everything going in the park and do you have a good group for bridge? Here in the mobile home park they only have poker and pinochle. I did go over to the senior citizens center last week and they had four tables of good bridge players. It has been so cold the last month. It got up to 50 degrees this morning and I took the covers off my plants to find several of them frozen any way. The last few days Ted's hip has been hurting him when we walk so this afternoon he is going to have it x-rayed and checked. Last week I took all the tests and got my drivers license back so getting around will be much easier now. I wish Les was here to help me. I just hit something that erased my letter. Please tell Marlene and Shirley hello for me. Is Sue there with Ralph this year? How is Fran doing? Who got our old spot? I wrote to Jean and Jack Headley but have not gotten a reply. Is Bill still playing volley ball? We sure miss you al. l and would appreciate some news of the park.
Barb and Ted

Burger Night
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A reminder to everyone with pets. PLEASE make sure you pick up after your
pets. This includes on the beach. Do NOT let you dogs out without
accompanying them. Do NOT let them do their business on other peoples' pads.
Only YOU can prevent strict leash laws!
Also, a reminder not to put any toilet paper in your holding tanks or in
toilets.
Electricity is extremely expensive. Please conserve. Water is also very
expensive so use conservatively.
Thank you
Carole
More RV Park News and Events click here
Spanish Classes
We have a Spanish teacher. She will be in the park 3 days per week, starting this week. There is a sign up sheet on the
bulletin board.
Sports
Tournament Format Set for Jaltemba Express Community Challenge Cup


Horseshoe Tourney Click Here for more information
Eric Nice plays Matejas Wednesday, Saturday and
Sunday 2 to 4 pm 
Craig ¨Shoe¨ Schumacher plays Tequila Willy´s
Saturday's 7 to 10 p.m
SUPERBOWL SUNDAY @ LA MESA LOCA AT THE PENAMAR HOTEL
GIANT PROJECTION SCREEN AND ANOTHER LARGE SCREEN TV 4PM KICK OFF
THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY IS ALL YOU CAN EAT RIBS, BAKED POTATO AND SALAD OR COLESLAW
85 PESOS PER PERSON 10 PESO BEER 15 PESO BAR BRANDS
FOOTBALL BALL POOL, COME IN AND ENTER AND CHECK OUT OUR MENU
OLD STYLE COUNTRY
MUSIC – Cindy & Hudd
Good morning. Thanks
for providing such a great newspaper. Cindy and Hudd would
like to invite all our old friends back to
'HINDE AND JAIME'S'
this Thursday at 6 pm
for our brand of older style country music.
We would also like to
invite anyone who likes the older type music to join us and
sample some of HINDE'S famous and well known dinners.
We especially like to
have the dancers.
Starts at 6PM and
probably over by 7.30 as Cindy has to build up her fingers .
PIZZA
MADNESS

Ricardo's Pizza
is offering a 15% discount on food items on their menu
between Noon and 2 pm - an incredible bargain on GREAT
already well-priced pizza and Italian foods. (offer not to
be combined with other offers) Benny or Tracy are on hand to
give you very special service you are accustomed to. Now
through to the end of January...A great place for lunch and
to get away from those left over turkey sandwiches
Want pizza for
dinner? ASK your server for the Large Pizza and get two free
beers. What a deal!
You must tell
your host that you heard about it in the Jaltemba Bay
Express to get the above specials-
Hinde and Jaime's Restaurant
Poker Day every Monday at Hinde and Jaimes and Friday at
Tequila Willys
SEEN AT
At Hinde and Jaime´s

At Ricardos

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Poncee Offers a Great Fishing Deal - Captain Poncerelli from Chacala is offering a great deal on fishing tours. The boat takes six fishers and is fully deep sea equipped for fishing. The cost is $45 per hour .....not much more than gas. Get your group together and give him a shout. Then all you need to do is pack your lunch!
Jeeze I can almost taste those Dorado. email: sescobido@aol.com or call him at 01-327-219-4067
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It's a Small World
David Lord - PVNN


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As a new member of the Puerto Vallarta Writer's Group, imagine my surprise to meet a fellow Veteran and his visiting publisher, who just happens to be a former Marine who's life may have been saved by my fire team in Khe Sanh in Vietnam.

The Veteran's name is Robert McLane, and we are in the company of many of Vallarta's finest writers. The Writers Group and the people that make it up are a mix of talented individuals that share a common desire to encourage folks to share their experiences, knowledge and talent by reducing creativity to writing.

The Group, and the Guests that speak there, cover every possible topic and guide one another to the ultimate goal of publishing a book. New to the Group over the last eight weeks, I have been attending the Saturday morning meetings.

However, the week before last I missed a meeting and during the following week I heard about the presentation by Robert McLane. His book "Stop War America" was published recently and he had read some passages from it.

Robert is living and writing in Yelapa. His experience in the Viet Nam War as a Marine tied him to me automatically, but what made the knot tight was his unit - he was at Khe Sanh, not during the Siege, but soon after.

This Marine and his book are about the War and the return home. It is a true account of how he was treated by the V.A., his family and particularly the Anti-War Movement, his return to America from fighting in Viet Nam and the new anti-war realities at home.

The book tells of the battle within himself: pride of service as a U.S. Marine vs. being with the anti-war movement. The undisciplined, scruffy looking veterans claiming the right to educate America through protest and dissent.

The courage to fight as hard for peace as you had for war. To do this even while the faces of those that gave their all in that war were fresh in memory. It took courage to admit that you were used for political gain, not for the national survival.

To support by necessity those who had belittled us, calling us the pawn's of the military-industrial complex. It's a book that is a demonstration of real life as a warrior for Peace. So read the book: on with my story.

With Robert was his Publisher, Earnest Spencer, the owner of Corps Publishing who had come down from California. Earnest was introduced as a best-selling author of the book "Welcome to Viet Nam, Macho Man." Speaking on his association with Robert first, Earnest went on to describe his own life's path on becoming a publisher.

Later, after our introduction, he asked who I had served with. When I replied, "Charlie Company, 1st Battalion, 26th Marines," he threw his arm around my shoulder, saying, "I'm Captain Earnest Spencer, Delta Company, 1st Battalion, 26th Marines." He asked the date and location where I got hit and I told him somewhere in Quang Tri Province, just before dusk on May 9th... "Jesus," Earnest said, "I watched your assault on the machine gun take place, it was in Leather Neck Square and that machine gun had been firing on my position all afternoon."

Thirty-nine years later, at a Puerto Vallarta Writer's Group, I meet a visiting former Marine who's life may have been saved by my fire team, and he becomes the future publisher of the book I'm writing about Veterans Benefits Outside America.

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