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The Jaltemba Express


The Almost Daily Newspaper for Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas  Circulation 1170


Good Morning - Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
Tuesday January 2, 2007 Yikes where did 2006 go?
To Subscribe or Unsubscribe Email: editor@ontheroadin.com

Rodeo coming to town!


Headlines

Mexico Launches Anti-Smoking Campaign - Click here

Zapatistas Celebrate Anniversary - Click here

Promotion of High Tech Sector - Click here

Wal-Mart Banking to Target "Little Guy" - Click here

Miner's Body Found - Click here 


Jaltemba News & Notes

Repairs for the Bridge of Life

DO SOMETHING REALLY GREAT FOR EVERYONE AROUND YOU

Volunteers urgently needed to donate time and /or money to fix the walk and bike suspension bridge between La Peņita and Rincon on January 7th 2007  PLEASE MEET at the BRIDGE at 0700am. The estimate to fix is 1300USD and volunteers will be adding and pulling cable, replacing screws and boards, installing new cyclone fencing, installing two posts to stop the motorized vehicles that are tearing up the bridge, two trash barrels at each end. THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL APPRECIATE THIS IS THOSE WHO USE THE BRIDGE - BUT THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL REPAIR THE BRIDGE IS YOU

Missed all those great New Years Express Photographs Click Here


Letters to the Editor

SUBSCRIPTIONS

Editor,

I have no idea how you got my e-mail address in Juneau, Alaska, but thank the person for me that passed it on, I love getting the paper and read it every day.

Just returned from San Pancho, went to the Oaxacan rug sale in La Peņita and bought a rug, they are very beautiful. Our rug will go up on the wall for display. Thanks and please keep sending me the Jaltemba Express.
Betty Johnson

Editor,

I would like a copy of the paper please. Thank-you

Rachelle Sandri 

Editor,

PLEASE FORWARD. We will be arriving in Rincon 1 Feb for a month.  This will be our second year so is very interesting to keep up on the goings on.   Thanks,

Bob

Editor,

Please subscribe my friend from LAKEPORT California. He is always asking what is happening in La Peņita, so what better way to let him know. Keep up the GREAT work...

George (Hotel California)


 

Humor 
 

Here's a contribution to the "humor" section of your great Jaltemba Express that I enjoy each morning even though we can't be in Mexico this year.. But we'll be there next year for sure. Happy 2007

Graydon Simser

Physical Exercise

Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily, but our bodies don't want us to do too much, so here's a program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You may use this program without charge.

1) Beating around the bush

2) Jumping to conclusions

3) Climbing the walls

4) Swallowing your pride

5) Passing the buck

6) Throwing your weight around

7) Dragging your heels

8) Pushing your luck

9) Making mountains out of molehills

10) Hitting the nail on the head

11) Wading through paperwork

12) Bending over backwards

13) Jumping on the bandwagon

14) Balancing the books

15) Running around in circles

16) Eating crow

17) Tooting your own horn

18) Climbing the ladder of success

19) Pulling out all the stops

20) Adding fuel to the fire

21) Opening a can of worms

22) Putting your foot in your mouth

23) Starting the ball rolling

24) Going over the edge

25) Picking up the pieces

 

Whew! That's a workout! Now sit down and.....

26) Exercise caution when doing the above !

 

Weather

5-Day Forecast for Puerto Vallarta

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

82° F | 68° F
28° C | 20° C
82° F | 64° F
28° C | 18° C
87° F | 64° F
31° C | 18° C
87° F | 66° F
31° C | 19° C
86° F | 68° F
30° C | 20° C
Chance of Rain
30% chance of precipitation
Chance of Rain
20% chance of precipitation
Scattered Clouds Clear
Scattered Clouds
 
 

Ms Maneras

Polite Living in Paradise

 

Dear MS Maneras,

I thought I would write and wish you a very Happy New Years.

I would also like to tell you that I have played golf with the women on Wednesdays and have found them great company and very funny. When are you going to come out and play?

Cathy

 

Dear Cathy,

Ms Maneras plays very little golf and of course is reluctant to make public appearances. She will however, consider going to the area Championship Tournament for Cancer Research if the management at the Jaltemba Express coughs up expenses and a big donation.

Ms M

 

Dear Ms Maneras,

I know this is a small town but honestly I sometimes shake my head at some of the small minds.

I have a friend I go for coffee with regularly who feels it is his right in life to butt into everyone's life. I will start talking about an individual and he will ask "Does he have his FM3?" or "Is he legal". He seems to have a bone to chew and I am getting very tired with his comments and concerns.

I am getting very frustrated with this as it is quite frankly NOT HIS BUSINESS. I would never ask anyone if they were legal or not, never mind commenting on their immigration status!

It is to the point now where I don't like mentioning anyone's names because I fear Mr Busy-body will report them or start sending out vicious rumors. What can I do?

Jenny from Chacala

 

Dear Jenny from Chacala,

Ms Maneras will never be out of a job because such THERE WILL ALWAYS BE BOTTOM FEEDERS in the world. 

You know the answer already. Ignore Mr Busybody. He is too negative and will suck your energy dry.

Make a New Years Resolution for 2007 to have positive people around you. Life is very short, so have a good time, drink plenty of Tequila and laugh everyday.

Ms M

 

Dear Ms Maneras,

I have a favorite place on the beach but the owner is so rude I can't take it any more. He was looking down my dress the last time I went there. He thought he was being funny. I would avoid the place but my husband and fishing buddies love to go there. What can I do.

Candy from Calgary

 

Dear Candy,

Ms Maneras can think of other places along the beach that are perfectly wonderful for an afternoon lunch and cervesa and would like you to suggest that you try those.

However if your husband and fishing friends insist on going to that particular restaurant.....Ms Maneras suggests you wear a turtleneck and pants as he is known to look up women's skirts too. (The old....I dropped the fork routine)

 

Ms M

 


Jaltemba Bay Animal Rescue

 

I am aiming at raising $3,500.00 to cover the cost of both clinics in Los Ayala and Lo de Marcos for 7 days which includes $1,00.00 to help with animals who need rescue when the clinics are not running.
Another special thanks to Allyson Williams who dropped off a box of catheters, syringes, sponge gauze, digital thermometers and gloves for our clinics donated by Dr. Jeff Schucker and Staff, VCA Feist Animal Hospital, Saint Paul, MN. Many thanks to Dr. Schucker and Staff!!

Regine and Rene and family cut their Christmas present money in half and send the other half  to the Jaltemba Bay Animal Rescue!  What an amazing Christmas present the children of their family sent to us...$500.00
Canadian!

Jane Hill donated $100! Fay Hodson donated a lunch for the clinic.

Lin Chimes
Contributions are Coming In!

Tom and Bruce from Casa Libertad contributed $170.00, Linda M Caterer $100.00, Alexandrine Allard $50, Audrey Allard  $50, Amélie Drolet $50, Charlotte Drolet $50, Julie Drolet $50, Pierre Etienne Drolet $50, Sarah Drolet $50, Anaīs Plante $50, Charles Plante $50, Cleo $25 (also a rescued dog!) & PicNic $25 (a dog Regine and Rene rescued from Los Ayala last year), Jane Hill $100.

 

Brenda and Jeff Bitkoff, Nina Steffins and Ed and Marylyn Doll for their kind offers of accommodation for the vets and their assistants.

Thanks to Nancy Milski and Rosalie Hope & Fay Hodson for their contributions of lunch for a day at the clinic in Los Ayala. Deb and Rick Martin and Heather and Rob Erickson who dropped off catheters, stethoscopes and other medical supplies.

Barry, Sheila and Pauline - over $200 of IV supplies, stethoscope, and linens

Dr. Jeff Schucker and Staff, VCA Feist Animal Hospital - Supplies

 

Current Needs

  1. Volunteers to help with lunches and refreshments during the clinic

  2. Volunteers to help with the clinic

  3. Donations

Many thanks to those of you who have donated!

Lin (linchimes@hotmail.com)

YOU may now give directly to the Animal Rescue fund.  PLEASE GIVE BY CLICKING THE BUTTON BELOW  All donations will be listed the following day


La Peņita RV Resort News & Notes

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NEW YEARS Greetings
Dear Grant,
For the New Year of 2007: May your Blue Birds of Happiness fly out the door and be replaced by ......   Dutch Star's.
Anonymous
 

We have a Spanish teacher. She will be in the park 3 days per week, starting
this week. There is a sign up sheet on the bulletin board.

I have raffle tickets for sale for the Spay and Neuter Clinic. Great prizes.
Buy them at the office or Taco Tuesday or Hamburger Sunday.

I tried the new dentist in town for a cleaning. Cleaning is 2 for 1 right
now, $250 pesos. The office was spotless. He speaks English. His office is
across the from the Transito.

There is Karaoke this Sunday at Hamburger Sunday.

- Carole
 


Sports

!WANTED!!
                    for the
9th ANNUAL "EL FAMOSO" (world tour) horseshoe
tournament a.k.a bob howell....

VOLUNTEERS... need 4 to assist the tournament
director...
EXPERIENCE...none/will train

DUTIES...2 people to assist in scorekeeping and 2
people to assist in judging. must have a. sense of
humor to deal with the pitchers....

scorekeepers... will assist in posting
scores, directing lost pitchers to their courts and
assisting in handing out raffle prizes later.

judges will assist walking the beach and assisting the
puzzled faces on scoring and shoe count...

byron/chris/scotty...??? if you knuckle heads are up
to this let me know soon.... women are encourage too..


excellent volunteer opportunity to meet/with people...

 

jimmy howell (tournament director) barbqueguy1@yahoo.com

 

Georges Sunset Bar and Grill

Wow Martha has outdone herself !!!! she will be making shrimp balls or BBQ your own steak (filet mignon) or half and half but here comes the yummy part......they all come with Martha's Mexican "sloppy joes" that's delicious CHICKEN MOLE ON A BUN...MMMM...MMM...MMMM...so see you here from 5pm till 9pm at the SUNSET BAR AND GRILL

PIZZA MADNESSBest pizza in town served up by Benny, Tracey and Ricardo

Ricardo's Pizza is offering a 15% discount on food items on their menu between Noon and 2 pm - an incredible bargain on GREAT already well-priced pizza and Italian foods. (offer not to be combined with other offers) Benny or Tracy are on hand to give you very special service you are accustomed to. Now through to the end of January...A great place for lunch and to get away from those left over turkey sandwiches

Want pizza for dinner? ASK your server for the Large Pizza and get two free beers. What a deal!  You must tell your host that you heard about it in the Jaltemba Bay Express to get the above specials-


Community Calendar


.Click Here for a complete calendar in a glance of Jaltemba Bay Activities

For a more detailed description of Events Click here

 

JANUARY

Jan 9:               La Peņita Home Owners Association

 

FEBRUARY

Feb 10             Annual Horseshoe Tournament - Check-in will be at Mateja Restaurant on the beach, Rincon de Guayabitos on Friday February 9, 2007. The Tournament is the next day.

 

ONGOING

 

Sunday            Artistic and Cultural will be held Sundays - December 17th, 24th and 31st in La Peņita  at 9:00 a.m to 5 pm next to the garden of La Peņita in the basketball court.

 

Monday           AA Meeting. English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.

Wednesday     Women's Golf Every Wednesday

                        Erik Nice performs at Mateja's Every Wednesday for Happy Hour 2-4

                        Enrique Preciado Performs at the Bavarian 6 pm Gardens Wednesday. Romantic, Oldies & Dancing

Thursday           Market Day La Peņita  - Every Thursday approximately 8-2

                        AA Meeting. English speaking "Friends of Bill W" meet every Monday & Thursdays at 4 pm at Penamar Hotel in Rincon De Guayabitos, Room #13. The Penamar Hotel is located next to Tonota's II.

                        Men's Day Every Thursday Golf

Friday              Erik Nice performs at El Capitan in Sayulita 1-3 on the beach near Don Pedro's on Friday

                        Redneck Mothers perform every Friday Night at the Bavarian Gardens

 

 

 


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Relieve Those Aches and Pains
Doctor Quiropractico
Victor J. Youcha D.C. Dipl. AC
Casa Clinica Campesina
Las Varas
(327) 272-0184 Clinic
(327) 274-1040 Casa

 

 


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