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The Jaltemba Express
The Almost Daily Newspaper for Jaltemba Bay and Surrounding Areas Circulation 1540
Cold, Windy and Wet... even for the Pelicans

  
Photography by Bill Bell
Good Morning - Buenos días.... and Welcome to Paradise
Wednesday January 24, 2007
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HEADLINES

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JALTEMBA NEWS & NOTES
LO DE MARCOS SPAY & NUETER FINISHED
The Lo de Marcos clinic finished today after spaying or neutering 94 animals. Another $23.60 dollars was donated making our total donations $5,345.64 to date without expenses. In total, the two clinics spayed or neutered almost 160 animals!!
We also adopted out ALL our puppies...32 (counting La Peñita Trailer Park). Even ‘Mama’, a golden lab, with her 8 puppies now have good homes.
We still have 4 kittens to adopt out (all tabbies and very playful) and two other adorable small puppies, one with a very curly tail. These puppies were reportedly on a construction site. When Leanne went to look for them, she was told they were at a restaurant. She found the restaurant. The owner wanted 600 pesos each for them but he did not want them and she knew they would not have a good life! Leanne ended up paying a mordida (bribe) for them of 100 pesos each! The rest is history. We now have two adorable
puppies up for adoption! (I think we have a home f or one) Thank you, Leanne!
Leanne Koval and her children are lovingly looking after these adoptees. If you know anyone who might adopt these animals, please contact Leanne at kovalinapickle@hotmail.com or by telephone at 322 779 5019 or contact Sydney via email at sewingsydney@hotmail.com
We have homes for these animals in Whitbey Island, Washington, Winnipeg or Ottawa. If anyone can transport a puppy or kitten back, we will pay expenses. Thanks,
Lin Chimes
MEDICAL & FIRE PROTECTION – Diane Bell
The E.M.S. "Protection Civil" has been here 1 year. During this time they have served this community and surrounding area with Medical and Fire protection. This summer there were many fires. The Dump in Guayabitos was a concern as the fire was off and on for approximately 1 month. After many hours and many firemen from Protection Civil here and in Tepic, the fire was put out with the aide of chemicals.
The fields and hills seem to have had daily fires which had to be put under control, and the Island was also a hot sport. There were also a few house fires which wiped out 3 families of their possessions.
The beach is also another problem as many people do not seem to realize that the ocean is a dangerous place. One problem is that everyone seems to think they can swim when the currents are strong. Drinking and swimming is just as dangerous as drinking and driving. (The E.M.S average 60 calls per month – many of them are due to highway accidents.) There were 2 drownings in the last month and a few near misses. Please use common sense and caution. There seems to be a lack of life guards on the beach which is the control of Tourism and County Authorities.
In the last year we have received 3 Adult and 1 child’s wheel chairs, numerous crutches, walkers and canes. The local people and tourists use these items on a free loan bases and can be located at the office at the entrance to Guayabitos.
In the last 3 weeks beer has been sold at the Plaza on Saturday nights at the free stage show put on by the Tourist Department. The money goes to the E.M.S in hopes of collecting enough money for a defibulator and other much needed equipment for the ambulance and paramedics to aide them in their work. To date there is over 12,000. pesos collected - 1/4 of what is needed.
Thank you to ALL that have helped in obtaining the money through personal donations and contributions at the Plaza. This is on every Saturday night @ 8 p.m. until Feb 10
Also a BIG thanks to DR.ALEX who comes and donates his time to the E.M.S in the evenings and can be found working at the hospital in San Poncho during the days. REMEMBER THE EMERGENCY #274-2992
5th Annual Fundraiser Fashion Show
Reserve Now for this Always-a-hit Event
Monday, February 26, 2007 at Estancia San Carlos
Lunch at 12:00 Fashion Show at 1:30
Cost: $225 pesos for Lunch and Presentation
There will be a No Host Bar, raffles, door prizes, items for sale by local artisans, and entertainment. The proceeds will go to La Tercera Edad - the Senior Center in La Peñita to assist in building a kitchen for the center. Tickets will be available as soon. Reservations can be made by e-mailing gerst4000@hotmail.com.
Ticket sales will be limited, so reserve your space early.
Qigong Class to be held in San Pancho - By Linda M Gibbs (San Pancho)
Qigong Class to be held in San Pancho, sponsored by Harmonia Holistica, Tamara Bode, owner. Marisol Mayell, Instructor. Marisol will teach Jade Woman on February 17 and 18 in the afternoon in a private oceanfront home.
Qigong is an ancient Chinese technique that may be 5000 years old. Qigong is composed of two words: "Qi"(pronounced "chee”) means energy or life energy and "gong" means work or skill; qigong then can be defined as the skill of working with your life force.
There are numerous qigong exercises, from sitting meditations to very active movements resembling Tai Qi. When performed correctly you will be able to guide the qi in your own body, healing and balancing your energy. With its roots in Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), Qigong is a complete system of self help for prevention and healing of disease. With steady practice, Qigong increases internal power, an important component for the martial arts. Qigong can also be a vehicle for deepening spirituality, although it is not a requirement to follow any particular religion or philosophy. Qigong increases quality of life by creating mental clarity and emotional balance. For beginning practitioners it does not take long to notice the positive effects induced by qigong practice, as one feels increasingly energetic, balanced and peaceful.
In today's world we need Qigong even more than ever; with increasing advances in technology and communication we find ourselves under increasing stress, required to accomplish more and more, in less and less time. This unnatural pace plays havoc with our bodies, minds and emotions, as we disconnect from the natural world and put our health at risk. It is well known and scientifically accepted that the roots for many modern diseases is stress; Qigong then is a powerful technique that makes us more resilient to stress, reconnecting us with the world of Nature and restoring full, vibrant health.
There are many types of qigong exercises, including special Qigong forms passed down from generation to generation by schools and families, sometimes in great secrecy. These forms include meditations, breathing techniques and self massage, often grounded in spirituality connected with Taoist and Buddhists philosophies. On February 17 –18 Harmonia Holistica in Sayulita, Marisol Mayell will teach Jade Woman Qigong, a form taught by her teacher, Master Liu, that has been practiced in her family for several generations.
This beautiful and flowing form with its movements aims to purify important channels and accupoints, the sounds or mantras are to find emotional balance and the powerful visualizations are to achieve a peaceful and very calm state within oneself and the world around. Jade Woman Qigong offers a powerful, self-healing and method of disease prevention for women in all stages of life and although designed for women, this form is also recommended for men because of the strong benefits for the liver and blood circulation.
Marisol Mayell Is currently in the Lin Gui International Healing Qigong School Master Program and has been practicing and teaching for 14 years. She has also studied with Master B. K. Frantzis of Energy Arts Inc. and is teacher of The Alexander Technique since 1992. During her stay in Mexico Marisol will be offering private healing Qigong instructions by request, please write to marisolmayell@mindspring.com for appointments and information.
Sponsored by Harmonia Holistica, Tamara Bode, please contact: Tamara Bode, harmoniaspa@gmail.com cell: 322-139-5231
SUPERBOWL PARTY – Hinde & Jaime’s ANNEX
“ Plans have been approved by the boss” says Jaimes. “We’re going to have a Huge Superbowl Party in the Annex.”
Hinde and Jaimes will be hosting their Annual Superbowl Party once again this year at their new location. The H & J Annex is located 20 feet from their front door and gives the expected crowd lots of room…
There will be a BIG SCREEN TV so everyone can view the game. Mexican Entertainment will be provided by Roberto Curiel – a wonderful vocalist from Guadalajara who belts out Mexican Favorites.
Go to the restaurant now to sign up for a variety of pools. This is a MUST GO for all sports fans. Click Here
4th ANNUAL MARGARITA CHALLENGE
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Los Ayalas School fundraiser
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EDITORIAL – Montreal Gazette in Town
DOUBLE DARE YA - By Dorothy Bell
I was driving home the other day when Los Ayala Charlie hailed me over. “Better get to Hinde and Jaimes,” he said. “Some newspaper guy is trying to track you down.”
“Me?” I replied ever so humbly. “Moi? What do they want me for?” I made a prompt U-Turn, headed back down the Avenida and parked.
The regular breakfast crowd was stationed at their regular tables…except for one couple. “So” I announced in a very loud voice for all to hear, “What Upstart Newspaper is trying to steal my territory?”
There is no reason to be humble, I said to myself. After all, the Jaltemba Express, the only almost daily e-newspaper for the area has just surpassed the 1500 subscriber mark. Why advertisers are at an all time high. IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT THE REVENUES ARE ZERO, THE ADS ARE FREE, AND THE STAFF ARE INCORRAGABLE. We run a nice tiny community newspaper in Paradise. The beer is cold, the people are friendly and life is good. Who wouldn’t want to steal our subscribers? Take away our market share?
Mike Schenker and Monique Polak introduced themselves to me. They are in the Bay area and Mike is writing about Mexican cuisine. Beyond Margaritaville is the name of the Blog and column. The Newspaper is the Montreal Gazette.
“Never heard of it” I lied.
Well after a few javas, I realized that this pair really did need some help. The only eatery they have sampled locally is the corner chicken grill on Highway 200 across the Avenida from the Pacifico Station. Mike and Monique have now headed up our coast to Chacala. They say they will return next week. They better because MONTREAL….. THERE IS MORE TO JALTEMBA CUISINE THAN CHICKEN.
OK. We double dare ya Montreal Gazette. Come back down and taste Dorado and shrimp tacos. Hey we have great cuisine and restaurants in this area. Let’s do a restaurant and taco stand crawl from town to town tasting the very best this coast has to offer. And hey, while you’re at it, enjoy some great music, good dancing and a whole lot of friendly faces. You know where to look us up.
Everyone
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Gazette Blog. Mike really does need the hits.
Giving
RVs & the Wheelchair/Walker Program
by Dorothy Bell
The Jaltemba Bay area has some of the most generous folks in Mexico. It’s hard for the Express to keep up with all the fundraisers and events organized to make this an even better place to live. People give what they can and sometimes that means money, labor or organizing an event.
RVers have been a silent yet significant part of this generosity.
Bill and I created ontheroadin.com - the largest web on the net for RVers and those that drive the highways in Mexico. While we receive over 20 letters and inquiries a day requesting information about tolls, routes and the like, we also receive letters that ask us “what should we bring to Mexico to help.”
Unlike fly-in tourists, RVers have space. Space for the unusual. From surgical equipment to school supplies, you can bet that a huge majority of those damn RV’s you are passing down the highways are bringing something unusual for somebody somewhere.
One of the very best examples of ingenuity and using the space advantage is the wheelchair program. Merv Peterson and others have been bringing and arranging for people to bring wheelchairs, walkers and crutches for many years. Likely the wheelchair or walker you see in the Bay Area has been brought down through this program. This year he placed chairs that came down with Ray and Eva Lash and Powell’s'. Some lucky recipients will be able to enjoy life just that more.
RVers we thank you. In particular we thank Merv for devoting so much energy to this project. (If you are going down the I-5, around Centralia, Washington, he will even deliver them to your rig.) Salud

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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I would like to be added to your list please. Thank you. You are doing a great job!
Stéphane Legault
Please subscribe little Georgie. He has gone to Arizona to school and said he misses everyone in La Peñita. So let him see what is happening in Paradise. Thanks
George – Hotel California
Please add my name to your list of email subscribers for 'The Jaltemba Express'. I am familiar with the area, having stayed in La Peñita several times and also Rincon. I would love to receive your newsletter to keep up on what is happening. Thank you,
Shiela Legg
UPSTART NEWSPAPER
Hi Dot and Bill,
I just linked to you from my post today - from my La Peñita dateline, to Bill's pix. I just Googled La Peñita and there they were. Here is my address, for your millions and millions of viewers. (Click here) Thanks,
Mike Schenker
Arts & Life Editor
Montreal Gazette
BRIDGE PLAYERS WANTED
Hello and thank you for putting me on your subscription list. It is much appreciated. I see in the listings that there is a women’s bridge group. I am wondering if there is also a group where men could play. Thanks for your help. My telephone number here in La Peñita is (cell) 322 149 7510
Ralph Reichert
JA’QUI & PEREZ BROTHERS FANS
Know you're busy, but could you tell us where El Tiburon is...where Ja'Qui and the Perez Bothers play? Can't seem to find anyone who knows. Thanks,
Ray
(EDITOR’S NOTE: We will contact Ja’qui but think the El Tiburon is an occasional weekend gig. Best to go to the Vista Guayabitos on Thursdays and ask her yourself!)
LOS AYALA RESTAURANT
Dear Editor,
We would like to help our friends, Juan & Rosa, promote their restaurant, Pikikos, in Los Ayala. They are organizing two special dinners with entertainment on Thursday, Jan. 25th and Friday, Jan. 26th. The time is from 5:00 to 7:00 pm and the cost is 120 pesos/person for tortilla soup, fish fillet with rice and veggies, chocolate cake and a drink of your choice. Felix and his keyboard are providing the entertainment. What a bargain! Pikikos is a Palapa restaurant located on Av. del Estero in Los Ayala. They have recently put in a new (spotless) kitchen, tile floor and roof. It is quite protected from the
elements so come on out and enjoy a great evening in this family run business.
Marilyn & Ed from Calgary
(EDITOR’S NOTE: We will put on our list for restaurants to review)
REAL ESTATE AD
How do I put a Beach lot ad for sale in the Real Estate Section? I can't seem to see where I would place it. Can you tell me?
Wilma
(EDITOR’S NOTE: We have a Real Estate Section that you “click to a link”. Please follow the Ad Guidelines we have developed. Submit your ad in both Spanish and English. Send some photos and presto you are done.)
MEXICO HEALTH SYSTEM – A FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE
Editor,
Mexico has taken a lot of heat in the press in Canada in the past few weeks and there is even a move to have a ‘travel advisory’ posted to warn Canadians of the dangers of traveling in Mexico.
I feel that I would like to counter some of the negative publicity with some very positive ones, based on my own recent experiences.
My husband and I have been wintering in La Peñita and just prior to Christmas I came down with an ear infection, one that has been quite debilitating. The local doctor prescribed three different antibiotics along with other meds, none of which was able to rid me of the infection. On the advice of the local doctor I traveled to Puerto Vallarta to the San Javier Marina Hospital to see an ear specialist.
San Javier Marina Hospital was also the choice of hospital of our insurance company. Within the hour of arriving I was seen by an ear specialist, treated and given more antibiotics, with instructions to see him a few days later.
The infection did not improve and the specialist decided to admit me to the hospital so that I could be administered antibiotics via an IV. This was not what I wanted to hear at this time.
To say that I entered the hospital with misgivings would be an understatement! I have other health issues, such as asthma and diabetes, food allergies and was not sure how I was going to be able to communicate my many and varied needs. I do not speak any Spanish and was not sure how I was going to make my needs known. Boy, was I wrong to be worried!
The few times that language became an issue there was always a telephone handy in which the staff could call someone to translate for me. Usually there was some one some where on the ward that spoke English. I was very well accommodated for my lack of Spanish.
I entered the hospital on a Tuesday, given a private room and my treatment started immediately. The doctor ordered a CT scan to be done on Wednesday, and found the infection had spread to the bone behind the ear. He insisted that I remain in hospital for another day at least.
After dinner on the Wednesday evening I suffered breathing problems, and chest pain. I thought I was having a severe asthma attack. Turned out I was wrong and within minutes I was told I was being moved to “critical care” as it was not my lungs that were the problem, but my heart.
Remember, I speak no Spanish am in a foreign country and my family was not with me at the time. My husband could not be reached via telephone at this time. I had some very real concerns about what was going to happen to me.
Within half an hour of being admitted to ICU I had an English speaking heart specialist working with me. She talked me through every thing that was happening, what to expect and what to do. I had such confidence in her and the team that was working with her, I was able to mostly remain calm and let them do their job. A job they did very well.
I spent Thursday and Friday in intensive care having the BEST care that could be made available. The heart specialist scheduled an angiogram for 10:00 PM Thursday evening.
Friday afternoon I was moved back into a private room and released on Saturday to return home.
While I was in intensive care I had a nurse by my side 24 hours a day. I was bathed, medicated, monitored and looked after one on one. Given the language differences I was always able to convey my needs, even if the nurse had to pick up the phone and have a translator available for me. My needs were more than adequately met; I was cared for above and beyond what I would have been back at home.
While in the private rooms, I was treated with the utmost respect, cared for and treated with utmost professionalism. My meals were ordered one hour prior to meal time and always arrived hot and freshly cooked, nutritious and adequate. I can not say enough good about the meal services.
The hospital staff was kind, caring and again professional in all aspects. If I pushed the button for assistance, a nurse or doctor was with me within minutes. The hospital itself was absolutely immaculate in cleanliness and well maintained.
My husband could not be accommodated at the hospital while I was in ICU, but the hospital recommended a hotel across the road that gave a discount to relatives. While I was in the private room, my husband was encouraged to stay with me. They had a pull out bed for him, brought him sheets, a pillow, a blanket and a towel for the shower. Who could ask for better service?
My purpose in writing such a long letter is to let others know that good health care is available in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. With the many issues that I entered the hospital with I could not have had better service had I been at home. In fact, given the health care crises in BC, I would probably still be waiting to see an ear specialist, never mind find a bed in a hospital anywhere. I not only had a CT scan within 24 hours, I had an angiogram within 30 hours. Would I have had this quick service at home? I doubt it. I firmly believe that I had first class treatment in what is supposed to a third world country.
Not only could the local doctor speak English, my ear specialist did as well. My heart specialist was born in Canada, raised in the States and spoke fluent Spanish as well. What more could one ask for?
I hope to alleviate the fears other may have about the health care in Mexico, and tell others that unfortunately only the negative gets reported in the press. It is time that Mexico received the praise that I feel it deserves.
I know that if I have to have further treatment, I hope to have it done here in Mexico for I now know that the treatment will be the BEST!
Mrs. Faye Hodson,
Surrey, BC. Canada
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Thanks Sweetie. Good to have you home)
H ammock Holder Manufactured Locally
Rick Timmens of Portland Oregon wanted a Hammock Holder that was strong enough for his frame and light enough to pàck in his RV. He took his idea to a local welder and viola. Rick makes his winter home at the La Penita RV Park

HUMOR
– Submitted by Jos
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Women over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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