November 7 2008 Page 3

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Saving Your Plants Without Slaying the Dragon

By Tara Spears

 It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder-so while I enjoy having this unique, dragon-like visitor to my garden, others might shriek and consider the scaly clawed Mexican iguanas a nuisance.  True, they are herbivores that are particularly fond of eating tropical plants, flowers, stems, leaves, and fruit. Therefore, any garden is very attractive, rather like a restaurant, for iguanas. If you want to make nice, hold out a hibiscus flower. (It is equivalent to offering a dog a bone.)  I am comfortable sharing space with these prehistoric looking critters because they are not venomous and are not likely to bite people: I don’t mind if they consume a branch or two of my plants…. but my neighbors and a couple of readers, however, are highly annoyed with marauding iguanas that decimate entire prized plants in 15 minutes’ time. 

             Although most people find these animals fascinating, iguanas do sometimes create challenges for residents of the Riviera Nayarit coast.  The two common species that live in our area are the Green Iguana, (photo above) whose color varies according to its primary habitat, and the fierce looking Black Spiny- tailed Iguana. (photo below)  The Black Iguana is the fastest running of all the iguana species. The typical mature length of both of these terrestrial iguanas is 3-6 feet (90-180 cm) but I have personally seen wild iguanas in the remote jungles of Jalisco and Nayarit that were easily SEVEN FEET long!  I thought I had been transported back to southern Florida and was face to face with an American alligator… they had to weigh 60 pounds apiece.  It was not an isolated sighting: on every hike I stood in awe when I encountered these giants. Iguanas live about 15 years and seem territorial: they do dig to lay their eggs and tend to return to feed within a particular area.  All iguanas share the characteristic of communicating via body language and head bobs, and all are excellent swimmers.

            The downside to having your yard become iguana territory is that in addition to destroying landscaping efforts, iguanas also cause problems by digging nesting burrows that can undermine sidewalks, sea wells and foundations. Iguana feces are stinky, unsightly, and may harbor Salmonella bacteria. Because iguanas often prefer to defecate in or around water, it is not uncommon for an iguana to use a private pool as a bathroom area. Large adults may be aggressive towards people and pets if they feel threatened or cornered.

Plants that Iguanas love to dine on: If you have hibiscus, orchids, impatiens, nasturtiums, broccoli, beets, lettuce, squash or melons in your yard, the iguanas will come.  I have found that growing these types of plants in clay pots to be less appealing to iguanas than when the plant is in the ground.

Plants that iguanas don’t like:      

If you want to discourage iguanas from your landscape, try planting some oleander, citrus, or crotons.  Iguanas also avoid toxic and thick-leaf plants such as bromeliads (aloe). Other measures that you can try to protect your plants are to enclose the plant with wire mesh or if you want to discourage iguanas from climbing fruit trees, wrap thin sheets of metal, such as aluminum flashing, around its base. You may also have luck with a spray mixture of 4 cloves of garlic and 4 hot peppers chopped and mixed with a bucket of water.  Spray a couple of times a week around your plants to deter iguanas. I am unaware of any commercial poison that is effective except coyote pee that is available NOB.  I have friends that reasoned that since the iguanas have keen eyesight, hanging an artificial owl bouncing around in the ocean breezes would make the iguanas too nervous to eat.  It hasn’t worked but it looks good! 

Even if the iguanas persist in dining on your plants, there is a certain cache to telling your NOB friends and family: “Oh, I lost another rosebush to the three foot iguana that lives in our yard.”  Just another unique perk to living in the Mexican trophics.

Contact Tara:  terri_sprs@yahoo.com

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Against The Odds
David Lord - PVNN

Bill Meade at Khe Sanh in 1968

My story started a few days ago, I received a simple email with the heading "41 years ago," it was something I nearly didn't open, thinking it some past event or old news item from a stranger. The contact was made by the wife of the most important combat Marine I had ever known, a Marine who showed courage under fire - in a war that had no glory.

The Marine Corps gave a twenty day leave to enlisted men to say our goodbyes to friends and families in 1968, it was then that "the culture of Peace and Love" being made up of our peers made sure we "the enlisted" were held apart, ostracized for merely wearing our military uniform in public.

We learned about the protesters on this leave, they marched against the war as we headed over to S.E. Asia. If you thought the suspensions were one-sided by the protesters it wasn't, because in transit aboard chartered aircraft, wearing our combat gear,(except for weapons) we were watched by armed Military Police, preventing any Marine from leaving the terminal at Anchorage, Alaska.

The civil unrest grew and was boiling over after the assassination of Dr. King, we were forgotten by America during the civil riots at home, despised by some. In this war we Marines were alone, Americans had not yet separated us from the Politicians that ordered us there, support the troops was yet to come.

Uncommon valor amongst the Marines of Charlie Company, 1st Battalion, 26th Marines of the 5th Division went unnoticed as we struggled during the Siege. The Fifth Marines had fought at Iwo Jima in the Pacific, now twenty five years later, the 5th Marines manned the combat base at "Khe Sanh."

Under this Siege we endured more incoming than all the munitions fired in all the battles of the Pacific, by all forces during W.W. II. The tonnage of bombs dropped, rockets impacting, mortar rounds incoming, projectiles fired was compressed into 77 days and nights of mind-numbing hell. This Siege by forty thousand hard and battle tested North Vietnamese Troops were General Giap Divisions, they had us surrounded, in a ever tightening noose, we must hold or be overrun. Two young Marines, who had entered boot camp together, trained side by side while preparing for the Viet Nam War, were going to live or die in each other's company.

Bill Meade and I are now 40 years past that longest battle of the war, I searched for him for decades, turns out we both made it home, were both wounded and disabled from gunshot and both surviving against the odds. This is our reunion as it happened:

Dear David,
A friend of ours (Bill Buford) sent us a link to your website. What a surprise! Do you remember my husband, Bill Meade? He was with you when you were shot in Viet Nam. I had met you before your trip to Viet Nam. Bill & I will celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary in Feb. We are in Oklahoma, have two children and two grandchildren. I am still working, but Bill is "retired"! A couple of years ago he was awarded 100% disability from the VA. Bill was shot a short time after you were. Occasionally he will tell "stories" about the two of you.

I wrote:

My God, Bill I have thought of you a million times, thank God you're o.k., and please keep in contact, God I have looked for you for so long, you were the only one to have the guts to come pull me out after getting hit... Jesus, how long I have worried if you were o.k., I am so happy to hear from you... (I then gave details of my family.)
Semper Fi Brother,
David

His response:

Dear David,
It's great to hear from you. I'm sorry that I haven't replied sooner. It's taken some time for me to adjust to this, I've lived in a world with nothing but memories for 40 years. Then all of a sudden I find the real deal, my friend. It's kind of like a new world. Now I've got to learn how to live in it, I'm glad that you've got your legs.

Viet Nam has played through my head like movie reels, night and day. I've dreamed about it at night and wake up looking at a world obscured by barbed wire. I only say this, because after all this time I have forgotten more than I know. Sometimes, I don't know if things really happened, or if I dreamed them. So if I get something wrong, forgive me. It's not intentional.

I'm sorry but I don't remember Simms. I know I should since he was right there with us. I guess it's one of those blanks.

Do you remember Adolphus? He was the new guy that had only been there a couple of weeks. He was the one that told us he wasn't gonna make it. Well, he didn't. He went in about 20 feet to the right of us and straddled a spider hole. Charlie shot him up through the groin and blew him away.

Do you remember when we got caught on top of that mountain by an incoming barrage? We both dove for the same hole and barely made it. You had your M-16 by the sling but couldn't get it in the hole. It blew everything away except the end of the butt stock, swivel, and part of the sling. The new Marine with the Mohawk haircut was 5 or 10 feet in front of us and was killed.

The last memory that I have of you was when I glanced over my shoulder as I went back in. You were lying hurt below the drop off, and had a 1911 A-1 45 pointed dead on at some Marine or corpsman, (telling them to help you). I couldn't hear the words but I got the message. That's the man! A Marine's Marine! Somehow, I knew you'd make it.

David, you said you owed me. You got that all wrong. If you ever owed me anything, you paid it back a long time ago, and many times over. I'm proud to have served with you, and would do it again. To live or to die.
Semper Fi,
Bill

David Lord has been a National Veterans Service Officer doing veteran's benefits in Mexico for over a decade. David is a combat veteran, wounded by gunshot in Viet Nam 1968 and is a retired Marine. The Veterans Administration has played a critical role in his life, by his having both medical and compensation benefits. He uses his personal experience in the claims process along with having legal and credentialed Accreditation by the Department of Veterans Affairs. His use of Congressional approved Veterans Organizations, to steer veterans and dependants through the maze of regulations and entitlements due them from military service is outstanding. For more information, email him at david.lord(at)yahoo.com.

Adriana Thomas - lesalebrijes.com

From November 6-9, 2008, Puerto Vallarta will host the 1st Annual Les Alebrijes Festival Artístico Lésbico - a 4 day/3 night adventure of arts and tours for lesbian women interested in creating a professional arts and tourism existence in Mexico.

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When we extend our wings, love gets up in flight and we raise up to the top of the fullness. We are a group of lesbian women interested in creating a professional arts and tourism existence in Mexico.

As Puerto Vallarta's gay and lesbian community grows, so do the events! Each year, more gays and lesbians are moving to Vallarta and more and more come to visit.

Les Alebrijes is an adventure that aims to go beyond the mythical ideas of gay groups, to raise gay and lesbian acceptance and to foster a society that has a great capacity to embrace and contain many communities. We are convinced that together we can generate radical changes to society and put lesbians in an important place in the economy of Mexico.

We invite you to participate in this effort by taking advantage of the spaces that we have available to promote your talent, your art and your strength. Here you can exhibit your paintings, drawings, records, music, books and anything else that represents your vocation and your work.

Everyone is welcome to learn about the art produced by this group of talented lesbians. Buying their art work allows them to be financially secure and strengthens their drive to be successful members of the Mexican art community.

Those who are not artists, but who are in the art business, are also invited to participate in the business directory that we are about to open. This effort aims to generate lesbian synergy while promoting the growth of our businesses. Interested participants should send information about your business, arts, products or services to lesalebrijes(at)lesalebrijes.com.

A limited number of rooms have been secured at the Buenaventura Grand Hotel. To check room availability and request a reservation, send an email to reservaciones(at)lesalebrijes.com. For more information, contact Adriana Thomas at 52 (555) 689-9978 or (555) 341-7503.

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Les Alebrijes Fest Vallarta
Adriana Thomas - lesalebrijes.com

Cuando las mujeres nos decidimos somos capaces de generar cambios de gran envergadura, damos vida a nuestro entorno, iluminamos los caminos, rompemos barreras.

Disfruta de la hospitalidad de Jalisco en un hotel de cinco estrellas totalmente acondicionado para asegurarte vacaciones en un ambiente privado y divertido.

En una atmósfera moderna y con detalles mexicanos, Buenaventura nos ofrece una experiencia exclusiva y adecuada para disfrutar del mar y la arena.

Tres restaurantes prometen una experiencia gastronómica memorable. Noches temáticas que serán enmarcadas por exposiciones de pintura y escultura de nuestras artistas lésbicas.

Disfruta del festival y participa en las actividades que hemos diseñado para tí: Voley ball de alberca, Fútbol de Playa, Kayaks y si te hace falta más, podemos organizar unos aeróbics acuáticos.

Costos Por 3 Noches y 4 Días Habitación Deluxe: Todo Incluído (Alimento y Hospedaje) sin Avión
1 persona en habitación doble: $6,897 pesos
2 personas en habitación doble: $7,760 pesos
Precio por persona en habitación doble: $3,880 pesos,
por persona en habitación triple o cuádrule: $3700 pesos
Máxima ocupación por cuarto: 4

Habitación Honey Moon (Con Jacussi) y Junior Suite tienen costos superiores, favor de consultar.

Incluye:
• Impuestos
• Asistencia a todos los números musicales y exposiciones de pintura, escultura y presentaciones de libros.
• Todos los alimentos sin costo
• Bebida Nacional Ilimitada
• Minibar con refrescos, agua y cerveza, sin costo
• Internet inalámbrico
• Centro de negocios (para quien requiera)
• Traslados Aeropuerto-Hotel-Aeropuerto (para quienes toman la tarifa con avión)
• Cocktail de bienvenida

No incluye:
• Propinas
• Los servicios del spas. Los masajes se pagan de manera individualmente.

Reserven Ahora Su Lugar - La demanda es fuerte y parece que se nos van a terminar los lugares antes de tiempo.

Información de contacto: Adriana Thomas o Gabriela Ortiz al: (555) 689-9978, o (555) 341-7503.